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Proud nerd. Lawful good, have doggoes. Ph.D. Prof. of computer science. he/him.
also me: @profmks

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@stephanieorme thank you, my friend

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PSA: If you have a PC, play Inscryption.

Don't read about it, just play it. Trust me.

"The less I say the better. 10/10" - a reviewer

Not sponsored, but impressed.

https://t.co/uK6mWBoAFb
#Inscryption

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@stephanieorme Bruh I don't know
my 3-year review is due in January what have I done
also I'm SICK THIS WEEK because of course the moment it's fun and I have final discussions and presentations (aka the fun part) I gotta go remote. and I'm exhausted physically, too.

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@taniith thanks I hate it

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untap, upkeep, draw

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Switching health insurance to my wife's new plan. Means dredging through all of my old insurance policies and understanding her new one.

This country SUCKS at this. Holy hell.

#USA #HPHC #punishesYouForComplaining

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On today's episode of "Brain Broken; Need More Rest"

I've spilled two full drinks in as many days, nearly dumped a coffee on the carpet, then, for the first time, cut myself chopping vegetables.

No more drinks, no more food, no more tables. Check back tomorrow.

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"But just because the Nazis did it doesn't mean it's inherently bad—I once went to Poland in September and it was lovely! You just can't get carried away."
-@fortninecanada
🤦
https://t.co/qXQrRxJZaV

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@leilanigilpin I've been trying to move to org mode for the machine that is my task lists. I'm starting to get it.

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Just saw a person on the news say they're getting their Christmas trees early "in case there are any supply issues"

My dude... do you think pine trees are coming off those container ships?

You think they're impacted by the chip shortage?

(Guy was standing in a tree farm)

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Thanksgiving.

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@GalaxyKate Could I have this assignment? I'm retooling my practical machine learning course right now

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Do kitchen scales keep breaking mysteriously for anyone else? I've had two just ...stop. not a battery thing. No idea.

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@geometrix I made a pretty loud declaration of my desires, and haven't heard any activity since

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The critters have returned to seek refuge in the space above my bedroom. This is not allowable. Off we go to Lowe's.

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Hang on, update! I think THIS is my sexuality
https://t.co/8DNISxbZMq

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@TheJeselnik @superlinguo @GalaxyKate Don't stop there! I put them in exams. Reading lists. Sometimes I just browse xkcd on the projector.

Culture is important!

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@HusbandoGoddess HEY.
Be nice to my friend.

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Mark, the coffee doesn't work if you don't drink it.