sage 🍃

‘97, black, plus size, 🏳️‍🌈 || be my sugar daddy n call me baby 💕 || MINORS BLOCKED 🔞

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

in my cum back era. literally 🥳

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

@zigbar6956 aww, ty love! went thru a rough patch irl but i’ve been working on getting inspired to come back 🫶🏽

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

coming out of my shell to confirm: it squirts and it creams.

that is all.

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

i might have given myself carpal tunnel to confirm this, but in the name of science, it was worth it. now i gotta sleep in an L shape bc the middle of my bed is soaked, even with my nicely folded towel

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

no i don’t have a piss kink i just like the little bonus orgasm i get. it’s like a reward

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

fuck post nut clarity. post nut peeing is where it’s at

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

@KittyxRunaway HI KITTY ILU 💜

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

hi 🥹

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

@famouspersonsus he is, in fact, very comfortable

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

@BunniexCakes omg ilu n miss u 🥺

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

i need to get laid and i need 500 in my bank acct… maybe a light vacation too idk life is too hard and i need to be babied

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

i am frustrated Sexually and i am about to make it everyone’s problem

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

@BabyBunnyBxtch BARK BARK WOOF

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

@BushongJustin i was just there in December 😋

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not my immune system folding on me a week before my vacation ??? i don’t have time to be sick i have slutty things to do in vegas

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

sure do!

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

back to my bullshit soon but baby snoopy in the meantime 💛

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

my trip is next week tho so!! prepare to be sick of me!

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

i lied i actually died for a second there

[sage 🍃 @signedsagexox]

contrary to popular belief, i am Not dead, just very busy with work 💛