bathtub bitch

recently cranky

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

Let’s go Marcus!! (Uber driver) thx

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

I have a really bad tummy ache and I’m not being brave about it at all

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

Truthfully Anna is so funny ok

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

be so fo real

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

LMS if u want pad thai

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

Imagine being securely attached

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

instead of dating, I’m just gonna tweet everything I would text to someone I securely attached to

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

I’m so hungry but don’t want a snack rn

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

free will is crazy

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

Fuck I want ramen so bad do you think they know

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

This shit isn’t even meta

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

I will never call
This platform that I am on
Meta because yeah

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

@douhavanybrick I wanna hang out w you and Alexa idk

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

why did Anna make me reactivate my twitter

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, but damn. Stanley Tucci really do be my dream man

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

I really do be liking guys on hinge for their dogs

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

she’s listening to silk chiffon by MUNA feat. phoebe bridgers

[bathtub bitch @signswithwords]

Why can’t shoes come pretreated with that one spray that my mom used to use

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

The White Lotus star Will Sharpe will direct Japanese Breakfast's Crying in H Mart film adaptation: https://t.co/MAEdvVgivr

[Katie Perry @katieeperry]

How about this for a cross-generational collab