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surly transsexual at self checkout | she, 26

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I hope me popping on every two months to say "im back!" and then "jk" after 24 hours is a welcome presence on your feeds

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Yeah no bye folks

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smashed my phone so I'm using an old one that doesn't have twitter uninstalled yet so i guess im back until i come to my senses

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there's a reason this stuff is almost only ever proposed by high-paid experts* with job security

*dermatologists

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the biggest thing that's disillusioned me with the (twitter) left over the course of All This is how concerns about "the economy" are reduced to "rich people's yacht money 😱"

Something like this would destroy the livelihoods of WORKERS.

[Dr. Lisa Iannattone @lisa_iannattone]

Same with bars and clubs, when we go to “covid protocol”, they would have to close the dance floor and have people stay seated in groups instead of mass mingling for a period of time. Yes revenue would decrease temporarily but it’s better than being shut down for months.

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mute me i will have nothing but bad takes

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smashed my phone so I'm using an old one that doesn't have twitter uninstalled yet so i guess im back until i come to my senses

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met my long lost cousin that my aunt gave up for adoption 40 years ago today that was neat

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puppies at da bar

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gonna try deleting this app again it's making me wanna cancel the show

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last year everyone made a big show about not going home for xmas and then i saw all the private stories and watched my roomies leave and realized I was the only moron who actually stayed in my apartment. not falling for it this year sorry

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@friendswthemoon grass fairy mega magcargo or I'm not buying the Gen 5 remakes

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fucking doug ford exacerbating my alcoholism and then ensuring that every lcbo has massive lines

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@SammyG_MD with respect Doctor, this is never going to feel sincere coming from someone who's bottom line is unaffected by restrictions

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@friendswthemoon I just don't see what will possibly be different next year except for the variant name

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so does every winter just Suck from now on or what's the deal

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@gayratbag oh buddy do they ever do hybrid types

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type me fuckos

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@friendswthemoon wormadam-sand gf

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@friendswthemoon OMG THIS IS IT

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@friendswthemoon u lil nincada

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@friendswthemoon this pic specifically is giving bug/ground