Sigrun Gard

I am a consultant with Monoc Securities and presently in a long-term, exclusive contract.

[Sigrun Gard @SigrunGard]

@Legendgerry @Dresden_Nova @HarriedWizard Let me assure you that my employer has no interest in insurance and other such scams for profit.

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@DonarVadderung What would amuse you, my lord?

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@mrs_amoracchius Lady, your daughter is well into womanhood. Surely you did not expect her to remain chaste. @PadawanMolly @WardenSexypants

[Sigrun Gard @SigrunGard]

@mrs_amoracchius @WardenSexypants @PadawanMolly Everything in our files about Warden Ramirez speaks to his sense of honor.

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@WardenSexypants If, that is to say, you have time for sparring with someone other than @PadawanMolly, hrm?

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@WardenSexypants No offense taken, Warden. Perhaps one day you would care to test the skill of your weapon with me.

[Sigrun Gard @SigrunGard]

@Za_Lord It is what I am paid to do, in part, Dresden. You know that. @JaredKincaid @karrin_murphy @lara_raith

[Sigrun Gard @SigrunGard]

@Karrin_Murphy You and Dresden are infuriating. Can you not simply sleep with each other to end this? @lara_raith @Za_Lord

[Sigrun Gard @SigrunGard]

@Za_Lord No, I believe you have shown quite amply you are anything but easy. @Lara_Raith

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@WardenSexypants _GOTAR_. I meant in combat.

[Sigrun Gard @SigrunGard]

@Za_Lord Considering the amount of trouble you have given @John_Marcone and @Cujo_Hendricks in your time, I most certainly do.

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@WardenSexypants Warden Ramirez. I hear a great deal about -you-. I would enjoy seeing you in action one day.

[Sigrun Gard @SigrunGard]

@Za_Lord From what I have heard, Dresden, you already have.

[Sigrun Gard @SigrunGard]

@Karrin_Murphy Ms. Murphy, you know better than that. Though I suspect @Za_Lord will as usual rise to the bait.

[Sigrun Gard @SigrunGard]

@Za_Lord I'm certain you'll become quite an expert with women in your new role servicing the Winter Queens.

[Sigrun Gard @SigrunGard]

@Za_Lord Dresden, please. I think most of those who read your casefiles know you would not know what to do with a woman such as me.

[Sigrun Gard @SigrunGard]

@Za_Lord If they had any skill, they would know you had Lucky Charms for breakfast this morning.

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@Za_Lord @JaredKincaid What is it you Americans like to say, Mr. Dresden? Honesty is the best of policies?

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@Za_Lord @JaredKincaid Five? Five, Dresden? If you use your other hand you may continue counting, you know.

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@Za_Lord I would think it IS old news, Dresden. Do they not follow every move you make?