Sigurd ⚜️

Keyblade wielder. Time traveler. Mild amnesiac.

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@Scala_Eraqus .. Yes.

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Mister Vali has made a virtual sticker of my rumpled unconscious body and he keeps deploying it as a reaction to important dispatch information.

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@Scala_Eraqus Yes .. treasure him while you can. 🙂

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I miss my hat!! #MissMyHat

[Sigurd ⚜️ @sigurdposts]

Well, I am once again spending the night out. This time I am fully conscious and enjoying myself. I am at an eccentric little tavern in the Ni-chōme -- very colorful establishment. 😆 I'm about to join the man in the corner who appears to be eagerly seeking a game of cards.

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@bl00minhibiscus "Victory guardian." Very flattering .. Not as mysterious ..

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Hello Sigrun! Our world's naming conventions seem to have stayed consistent. Did you know? The prefix Sig- means "victory." And -run means "mystery," or "rune." So your name roughly translates to .. "victory mystery." 🤔

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@BrainViruses I promise we will save you

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Brain is a good friend of mine .. in theory. He was a very important figure in Scala ad Caelum, I'm certain, but each time I close my eyes I can only picture him standing on his favorite balcony.

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@BrainViruses Foiled again!!

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@BrainViruses There's a spare key beneath the mat.

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No, but the wielders of the future were lucky to have such an optimized experience. Unlike the era that came before us, Keyblade Masters were few and far between. Teaching a population of our scale would have been quite the tall order!

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Hello, sender. I just like to talk about myself.

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The last Darkside we faced chewed on me like a fruit gummy, so today I've been assigned low stakes busy work. What a relief. 😅

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Hello! As you know, I come from very underdocumented time in history. That is why, for a limited time, I invite you to ask your burning questions about old Scalan society.

There is a 50% chance my answers will be incorrect as I do not actually remember.
https://t.co/Kzn6vQU4Rs

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@Baldrforreal The future of Scala ad Caelum is in awful hands. 🤦‍♂️

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Mister Vali recently spoke to me for the first time ever. He said that when I'm asleep, I look like a Scalan peasant dying of consumption. Very insightful, Vali. My revenge will be swift, but brutal.

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@Baldrforreal It's all in good fun! 😨😨 I would never kill Mister Vali. Or any of my friends, for that matter.

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@HatsOffToUnion I know. You're always in situations.

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Good morning my head hurts and thered 10 new numbers in my phone the nurses say there was no alcohol even in my blood ?and How did you end up in that ditch I said Was that before or after escaping the basement question mark

word of the day: placebo

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@VenTheWind1 Certainly. 🙂 I will procure a waiver for you when that time comes.

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People are always telling me that I should have more fun, so I went scouting for fun and heard this jocular yellow fellow just whispering my name. Look out Quadratum, tonight I'm getting "stupid" off the "bob." 😄🥂

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@keysorahearts ?What did I do to deserve this