App Venturist

I like talking about culture and tech, find me on @ZATechRadio. The things I say here aren’t real, please 😒

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

“Hey Siri, play Treacherous Twin…

Wait no no no - Play Parking Lot by Travis Scott”

Happy Frontend Friday 🙂

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

Use --vm

It’s simpler to communicate and honest to what it is. It’s shorter, too

[David Crawshaw @davidcrawshaw]

internet, I need some naming help.

we have a class of VM that starts faster, is less durable, and ultimately cheaper. the internal word is "ephemeral."

but lots of people call low durability VMs a "sandbox".

what should we call them?

[#ZATechRadio 📻 @ZATechRadio]

"Have you tried turning it off an on again?"

We gave the ZaTechRadio a new .com address.

The rent is digital, the mission is the same, and the archive is online.

The playbook lives: https://t.co/VZhJBThjjO

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

It’s a super power to come into an organisation and create clarity; to bring hope…

Hearing the client say, “We’ve been walking blind til you came” is quite fulfilling - could never hear it enough times.

No matter what happens, in the end, shapa spaan sa dlala dlala too much 🤝🏾

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

@Ferrari please open source your V12 platform spec; if they won’t let you build it then me and Codex can - zero mistakes

Please 🙏🏾

🧎🏾

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

Similar story, but with me it was seeing my bro with a black card back in 2009, he wrote Java and worked as an integration specialist at MTN

I remember driving to fetch him with dad at 3am, he was tired but so wired. I always believed but at that point I knew I’d end up in tech

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

@prosper_One Distributed systems often call for UUID - that’s the simplistic answer…

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

“Okay…”

[SumitM @SumitM_X]

Tech Lead tells you:

"Never use UUID as primary key .."

Whats your reply ?

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

For everyone wondering, certs give you credibility and a ticket to play but credibility is the icing on the cake.

Generally you’ll need an understanding of the underlying technology, the product itself (AWS has weird gotchas) and lots of experience.

But when it clicks?? Hmm 💰

[Zlatan Gomez @zan_diva]

I honestly wanna help everyone enquiring about AWS/tech in my DMs.. flop is.. I spend a whole lot of time working, Im on twitter to joke around.. so sometime I actively avoid tech informative chats..someone just fetched me on linkedin saying I ignored them here😭😭😭 I answered

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

Funny, this used to be a culture… we called it uk’twasa - not sure they’re related however, you’d have different teachers for different phases and styles of dance throughout your subjwa career

Leaving the Eastrand to go to your cousin in DK nge festive used to mean something 🤌🏾

[THE AUDIO LAB @TheAudioLabSA]

Limpopo Boy saw the talent and immediately became a student😭💔😂

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

South African companies still doing 5 round interview while international companies are moving quick…

So fascinating to watch 🍿

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

@zan_diva Yeah

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

54K

[Zlatan Gomez @zan_diva]

Guys how much were you earning after 2 years experience???

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

“Ash to ash, dust to dust; the dustiest n*ggas been f*cking with us.

Am I GOAT? Probably not…

You probably forget…”

✍🏾

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

Okay, best… but why does it look like it’s in Pretoria West 😕

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

Davido came to pick his daughter from school with his Rolls Royce Cullinan, see wetin this Corolla guy deh try do 😂😂😂

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

@JosiahThobejane It was seemingly built through tender by a company from Lebanon 👀

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

I know dev houses with a bigger wage bill 💀

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

@JosiahThobejane They’re gonna need more coins for that SABC platform of theirs 🤣

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

Follow your heart.

[YvesSaintRic @YvesSaintRic]

Okes genuinely please help me out I know the smart decision would be the 320d but my heart…😭

[App Venturist @sihle_dot_dev]

Pitori vs pitori…

[El Presidente @MochenRSA]

Esnet Pitori is not 1 skipa