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free palestine.

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uncle gave me a bottle of adipex in exchange for my old phone … a win is a win

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just google it you braindead moron

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if you’ve ever asked grok for proof of something under a tweet i don’t think you should be allowed to vote in the presidential elections

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i try not to be judgmental on this app but what do you mean you’re soulbonded to mickey mouse

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everytime i see someone on edtwt asking how someone lost weight it makes me giggle cause what do YOU think

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i asked my dr if she could sneak me some ozempic today and she just laughed .. girl who’s laughing

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did you fall victim to watching supersize vs super skinny in your adolescence or are you normal

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is there a scientific reason than parents have to have their phone volume at MAX when watching any kind of video

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the worst people you’ve ever met on edtwt have the cutest layouts

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i say i’m gonna stop vaping and then another company drops a fuckass blue razz flavor and i’m on it so fast

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2026 new year’s resolution is to stop drinking magnesium citrate like it’s water

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binging on takis and then purging 10 minutes later has got to be one of the top ten worst things i’ve ever experienced holy shit

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i can’t wait until my treadmill gets here i’m vibrating

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> needs medication
> gets medication
> medication causes weight gain
> doesn’t take medication

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whyyyy does buspar taste so bad i’ve been on this shit for 7 years it does NOT get any better

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i finally ordered a treadmill so if you see a speck of dust floating in the air that’s my waist

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i never want kids but i love being an aunt like yes bring me my niece so i can spoil her forever

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it’s like they get confused more than the average person so you have to explain it with bright crayons and use sound effects.

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idk why it’s so hard for men to comprehend something you’re saying like you could spend 30 minutes explaining it and they’d still be like “okay i guess i understand” you don’t and i am going to hit you.

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i miss when rage bait was supposed to be believable because now it’s the worst 13 year old you’ve ever seen pretending to be hitler on twitter