Americans thinking seasoning comes from a plastic tub.
You give the american something with actual onion or garlic in it and use a helping of salt ontop they go into cardiac arrest as theyre seeing actual cooking.
went to chilis and left my graduation envelope with $300 on the table by accident right before they closed…called this morning and they said they didn’t find anything. WHICH ONE OF THOSE EMPLOYEES TOOK MY GRAD MONEY 😭