Siddharth

I’m a potato 🥔

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Movie with Her..Best ❤️

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Stephen Hawking never returning to remove his name from the files is proof that time travel does not exist in this universe.

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Exams teach you how to learn 10 chapters in one night and forget everything by morning 🫠

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Life is basically just me saying “it’ll be fine” and then immediately googling “is this normal?”

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Some days I’m the main character, some days I’m the background music.

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Some days you just exist. And that’s okay

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Bhaisahab the dummy cheque costs more than the amount in the cheque 😭😭😭

What a clown nation we are.

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If I disappear, just know I started a new life with 3 dogs, bad Wi-Fi, and zero responsibilities.

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Me: needs 8 hours of sleep
Also me at 2 AM: “What if I moved to the mountains and became mysterious?

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Elon: “We’ll have humans on Mars by 2029.”
Bro half the elevators on Earth still don’t work.

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Indian traffic lights are just suggestions.
Red = Stop
Green = Go
Orange = Speed up and pray

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Me: “ChatGPT, roast me.”
ChatGPT: “You’re like a group project—no one wants you, and you contribute very little.”
Me: …damn.

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Me: “ChatGPT, write me something deep.”
ChatGPT: “The stars don’t shine for those who’ve forgotten how to look up.”
Me: ok calm down Shakespeare 😭

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me: i’m sad
chatgpt: here’s a 12-step healing plan, 3 quotes, a poem, and a meal plan.
me: bro i just needed a hug

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Therapy is expensive so I just re-read our last conversation and cry for free

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I’m emotionally mature but still secretly hope people notice when I go silent for no reason.

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Me: I need to work on myself
Also me: refreshes old messages to feel something

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Healing isn’t pretty. It’s messy, silent, and usually happens when no one is watching.

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Some truths don’t hurt because they’re cruel. They hurt because they free you.