Zackary

looking for people worth finding

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

Why do grown adults push their tongue into the back of their teeth when smiling? Is this a form of sex appeal that I’m unaware off?

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

Just found out most of my ancestors descended from England and Ireland. This explains my taste in clothing and my alcohol consumption

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

That feeling when you can’t do a damn thing right

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

🌲🌲😂 https://t.co/RzqQAtG8Hq

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

Merry Christmas 🌲❤️

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

I'm just sitting here drinking a Miller Lite kicked back in my recliner, watching Ti make out with a ghetto chick in his el Camino while they take a break from roller skating. In case you're wondering how my life is going

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

RIP to my favorite 😔

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

Ladies if you gonna have the butt, have the legs to match. Please!

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

Cold piece but damn it's accurate

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

Halloween was funn

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

If you're waiting for the new year to make a drastic change in your life you're doing it wrong

[Sen. Patrick Leahy @SenatorLeahy]

I KNOW I shouldn't have retweeted this. A moment of weakness... https://t.co/xjRpsc3V93

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

My girlfriend will stop at nothing to get me in s set of assless chaps and a cowboy hat..

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

No wonder North Korea backed off with the nuclear threats we as a nation are self destructing. Ya'll make me fucking sick to be an American

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

@jenbethlee Heard you stabbed your mom twice, I'm sure she's afraid of you now. My girlfriend isn't. Fuck you

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

@jenbethlee No need for names, remember you don't care to take us out in our sleep. **yawnnnn

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

@jenbethlee Bet you won't inbox me anymore 🙃

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

@happyhann98 Hate you. I still have hair, I just look like a fuck boy

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

I cut my hair and now Carson won't talk to me 🙄

[Zackary @siiiimzo]

Fidget spinning titty tassels.. my million dollar idea 🔆