samuel

[samuel @sIimqv]

i know it aint an airport but I’m out of this mess.

[“Modern Civilization” is a pyramid scheme 🏌🏾. @GatewayProjectC]

“I’ve been around for a long time and it just seems that the economy does better under the democrats.”

☝🏾Trump when he’s not lying to get your vote.

[samuel @sIimqv]

@PatrioticPizzas @PinosPress @tify330 what mess? SMP 500 all time highs, record low unemployment, inflation on the down trend. Absolute morons there isn’t much to fix.

[samuel @sIimqv]

@EllanarkJesus lake died for this

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it's Tim Walz expanding his state's school lunch program or Matt Gaetz giving cocaine and Ecstasy to underage sex workers, both sides have taken controversial approaches towards feeding children.

[samuel @sIimqv]

@krassenstein @AngelaBelcamino its literally bots. Now that Elon won the election he’s deleting his army of bots.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

accidentally cursed with the burden of self awareness

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Nine male GOP members of Congress have been given divorce papers by their wives since Donald Trump was reelected.

[samuel @sIimqv]

@adamxes2 @LoopedQ @Kick_Champ LMFAO bro you are one lucky mf. I’ve seen it with my own eyes , there’s a reason opioid deaths are on the rise.

[ً @Poloolpp]

Nah the Chinese fans are crazy

[samuel @sIimqv]

@adamxes2 @LoopedQ @Kick_Champ bro misinformation is dangerous. If someone with 0 tolerance smokes a pill with a heavy dose in it they are FINISHED.

[samuel @sIimqv]

@ESLCS Fuck mirage

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

donald trump announces that henry ruggs iii to be named head of the department of transportation safety

[samuel @sIimqv]

@krassenstein Do people genuinely believe that Trump is gonna end wars? The only conceivable way he expands the US economy further is if he sells MORE weapons.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

This gentleman asked MAGA fascists for examples of countries with Trump-style policies that are thriving today. The ignorance of these fascist imbeciles will surprise no one. 😳👇

[psp1g @smileybeef]

Summit1G witnesses the 1G

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i crown polo bear as the sexiest man alive 2024