Simon Fisher

Ex military, now living in NW England after almost 3 decades living and working in Saudi Arabia. A family man who enjoys time with his wife and 3 children.

[Simon Fisher @siinsaudi]

@MagnaAulae @SaveUKVillages 😂

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@LateStrummer @lenMurraylnlr @Jenny_1884 😂

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@benonwine Ah I see, the RNLI should only rescue people whose boat has started to sink / already sunk, or who are already in the water drowning. And there was me thinking prevention was the name of the game. Remember people, don’t call for help until the water is up to your neck. 🙄

[Simon Fisher @siinsaudi]

@Winst1121 @JulesJustSaying No you haven’t - you’re just a miserable person looking for likes.

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@KayBurley There are 3 options. Transfer them whilst they’re still afloat and it’s less risky to all and manage their arrival; wait until they encounter a problem, whereupon rescue is more difficult; let them land and then try and round them up. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@lembitopik What’s your definition of ‘illegal’ Lembit?

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@shadowcanman For what purpose? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@centre_right_ Something has changed, because earlier this year he was spouting on about how he wouldn’t be leaving the UK (said paying tax where you made your money was morally correct) and was spending c.£200m doing up Tottenham House, his country pile in Wiltshire. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@franktheplumb @gwynedd8364 @Jenny_1884 Evidence please.

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@Jenny_1884 Show me evidence of your standing order or direct debit to the RNLI and I’ll up mine to ensure they don’t miss out on your cancelled contribution. You’re a miserable sole, who probably tells people you’re Christian. 🙄

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@zarahussain999 Country borders are pretty much man-made, made up things. The vast majority of Argentinians are descendants of hostile invaders and speak a European language. So they can poke off with their made-up claim.

Oh, and the Isle of White is not 300 miles from the UK.

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@ArchRose90 @ZiaYusufUK Reform has 8 MPs in Parliament. That’s less than 1.5% of the 650 MPs. Opinion Polls count for nothing.

[Simon Fisher @siinsaudi]

@KiaUK, I’m being asked to once again review a change to the Kia App/ Connect / Privacy each time I start my SOUL EV / App. How many words are there in each document this time?

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@EssexPR It’s basically Reform saying that they want everyone to work more than 40 hours, as opposed to raising the 20% tax threshold to improve take home pay for the same group of people you mention. 🤷‍♂️

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Anyone know why they’re not chemtrailing over UK today? Could really do with something to block out the sun and cool it down a bit. #chemtrails

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@DennySmithEssex @LeeHurstComic Sell up to who - Aliens? The housing stock remains the same, so please explain why there will be less housing available?

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@United_Beanz @PolitlcsUK Yes, our interactions with the EU member states are now undertaken by the government, not a bunch of useless MEPs that included Farage. It was the only thing I ever wanted and I’ve got it. 👍🏼

[Simon Fisher @siinsaudi]

@Jenny_1884 Come on then Jen, define ‘United Kingdom’ culture for me. Let’s have 5 bullet point facts from you.

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@TheNorfolkLion When did you last fight for your country in a war zone? If the answer’s never; you have no right to demand others send their sons and daughters to yet another war zone created by the USA.

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@Jenny_1884 Because you, like 90%+ of the population, prefer to buy using your phone and have someone deliver it for you. Or from a supermarket, where you can likely get everything you want under one roof. Limit parking slots and charge for them if you want a change. 🤷🏻‍♂️