Simon Morris

[Simon Morris @sijamesmorris77]

@coopuk

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@ukboomers You can buy tiny violins 🎻 on Amazon, I’ve also just stuck a plaster on my bleeding heart for you.

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@ukboomers I don’t think your tenants are the problem sweetie

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@GoodwinMJ I’ve got a large tube of Savlon if you need it?

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@Nigel_Farage Nigel you are the Tory party, well you absorbed their rejects. Be truthful, you are not the party of change. You are mugging your believers off. You’ve always been a sore loser. And I’m not a loony lefty.

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@AldiUK It was about that - I expected better brutality from your social media team 🤣

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@AldiUK I didn’t expect anything less on Valentine’s Day…

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@KHornsby98206 @MalHay @Nigel_Farage Like they get held every year? Let’s ban elections because they cost too much 🤡

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@SittingDuck_GB @MalHay @Nigel_Farage Need me to send you a box of tissues?

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@Perry_smitgil Racists so we are told daily 🇬🇧

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@NEIL1AHM @sapphoshasha @Lsimmonds49 Still makes you a cunt

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@Ryanair it’s time to start charging those random seat allocators mid air for swapping seats to sit by their fellow travellers. the seat swapping that happens when the seat belt lights switched off is immense and you’re losing money 😂😂😂

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@snaapbackk @TicketmasterUK It’s to stop you buying tickets at cost price so they can sell them at inflated prices

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@DougWahl1 Ego before country

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@Ghana_LU @RobertJenrick Seems you’ve been missing your medication recently you’re having delirium and hallucination.

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@AndyBurnhamGM @DeborahMeaden Andy Burnham do you need me to book you a specsavers visit? Your eyes and ears seem to be failing you.

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@elonmusk No source of where these statistics emanate from, anyone can throw a graph together to suit their agendas.

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@DonaldTrump us Brits ain’t so fussed on our leader. He smuggles Labour voter into the UK.

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@TheGadfly88 @Mofoman360 You wish 🧁