Sd.

Writing my obituary 280 characters at a time.
we/us

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@inqdragon2 EEAAO

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@AuntSassyAss Almonds
https://t.co/gipDdH7YqN

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@pamelas01846949 Yes, and it's very frustrating.
It's the same with Bing.
And DDG is not quite ready to step in to replace either.

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@charmsblowpop I'd get rid of 'A Christmas Story' from that list, because it's too good to be associated with the other three.

[Sd. @silassez]

well well well
Wordle 1,265 3/6

⬜🟩⬜⬜🟨
⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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What the hell is #GoogleDoodle so happy about today?

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https://t.co/HNUbVFjfkD

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Thanks for the last and greatest
Betrayal of the last and greatest
Of human dreams.

#Thanksgiving
https://t.co/hEAEbLlDcU

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STOP: Presidents pardoning turkeys for Thanksgiving

START: Presidents butchering and dressing turkeys for Thanksgiving on a live broadcast

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@AmazingPopPod Lyle Lovett

They'll get back together one day

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Is Netflix doing an event on Discord now?
#discorddown

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@janetca8 https://t.co/AiFnUONbqi

[THE Gentleman @Abovethelaw187]

Stop questioning the purse! #SNL

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@MrJoelGarcia9 Also acceptable: Troye Sivan introducing her

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Apparently, even #snl is not yet ready to laugh again.

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It feels like November 5 all over again

#TaylorSerrano2

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Wrong.
#TaylorSerrano2

(that's the tweet)

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The Buff and The Buffering

[Too weird to live, and too rare to die. @DominicVerdin66]

Mike Tyson’s ASS is probably the best thing since the buffering from #Netflix oh wait… #PaulTyson #PaulTysonSol #PaulTyson #TysonPaul #Netflix #NetflixBuffering #SerranoTaylor2 #TaylorSerrano2 #miketysonjakepaul #MikeTyson #jakepaulvsmiketyson #JakePaul #JakePaulMikeTyson

[Sd. @silassez]

At least the real boxing - #TaylorSerrano2 - is a good one. #NetflixFight

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@OctoberFerguson @SonnyVermont They're like the chefs of technology

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I love how the Irish can turn any moment into a wake.
#KatieTaylor
#NetflixFight