bill

want to boat more and work less....

[bill @silent40bill]

@silent40bill

[bill @silent40bill]

Did a double take

[bill @silent40bill]

All the dock gas stations are closed

[Lost but fine @lostbutfine]

Run while you can

[Fact @Fact]

As you breathe right now, another person takes his last. We suggest you to stop complaining, and learn to live your life with what you have.

[bill @silent40bill]

@TripBurg Who dat

[Fact @Fact]

Do you ever feel bad about not feeling bad about something you should feel bad about?

[bill @silent40bill]

New York Post : Kim Jong Un orders pet dogs to be confiscated in North Korean capital.
https://t.co/ZwsOfX5Y2m

via @GoogleNews

[Cyanide & Shamrocks @x_Graveheart_x]

The fine line between redneck and genius has been toed.

[Tundra British Columbia Headhunters Circus @BeeeejEsq]

I'm not saying it's hot outside, but I just saw a couple of Hobbits throw a ring into a nearby subway stop.

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

I just watched a turtle in my yard flip over while trying to climb over a pile of dog poop, and I doubt there is a more perfect metaphor for 2020.

[🍁☘️Canadian Fletchy 🇨🇦 @Darth_Pingu]

OMG THIS 😂

[Daydreamer @Dreamers150]

I hope you have a genuine, side hurting kind of laugh today. We need more of that.

[𝕯arƙ @darkronicle]

I'm beginning to accept that it's going to hurt every day for the rest of my days.

[K @Because__I_Can]

Wear a mask...
Stupid appears to be contagious lately as well.

[SD @StupiDucker]

Who needs fireworks when I could just get off the couch and we could listen to popping knees?

[Fact @Fact]

Spending at least 60 minutes in conversation with someone you care about an hour before bed can help you sleep peacefully.

[Ashley @carbsley]

nothing is scarier than watching the toilet bowl water rise after you’ve used a friend’s bathroom