Matt Reynolds

I am using my platform to fight against people listening to music too loud in public places.

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

I guess one pro of not owning a home is I can’t remember the last time I touched a rake.

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

Bought a parking ticket for the @rams tailgate 2 months ago via @StubHub
The Parking lot opened at 8:00am for cars and kick off was at 1:25pm.
Never got my ticket till 1:13pm and had to buy a parking pass in cash and @StubHub says this is acceptable. What a joke.

[USA Basketball @usabasketball]

Had to get one with the medals. 🇺🇸🥇

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

@gabrielleydon weakest commercial so far. @The_Real_JGB

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

@ShaunZS_1 Yeah agreed. I still respect him for sticking it out with those horrendous glasses.

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

@ShaunZS_1 Hard tacos < soft tacos
And it ain’t even close

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

I keep seeing @HisenseGlobal TVs being advertised on @FIFAWorldCup games. My #hisense TV is unequivocally the worst TV I’ve ever owned. Super laggy, terrible quality, slow response time, awful UI and bad frame rate. Don’t try and cut costs. Lesson learned.

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

Concussion spotters in the @NFL are as useful as lifeguards at the life guards at the Olympics.

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

You know who is a scum bag? @BrettFavre Also a pussy

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

@ShaunZS_1 Nah

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

@AmazonHelp I mean if you guys don’t know this already that’s an issue on its own.
Paid for and free movies are seemingly mixed together with no warning, fast forward function is an abomination, categories mean nothing it appears, dwindling content, etc.

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

@PrimeVideo did y’all ever consider that your user interface is so bad people won’t use it? Because I specially look at Amazon last out of all streaming platforms. Embarrassing that a company this large could mess up for this long.

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

Fuck any company that doesn’t have the option to call you back instead of place info you on hold.

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

@bbbriemccarthy @BMcCarthy5 I disagree.

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

Easily the worst Olympics since I’ve followed them. Corruption, lack of big names, same time as the super bowl and the CCP.

[John Summit @johnsummit]

house & techno is electronic dance music but don’t u dare call it edm

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

#ramshouse

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

Haven’t tweeted in over half a year but would like to chime in and say @SeatGeek is trash.

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

@CentralCapper The Red Sox are playing the Royals today.

[Matt Reynolds @silentdogfart]

@AjitPai fuck you