Woody

Too addicted to video games.

[nick v @falco]

#Xbox360Summer

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

AI chatbots are like furby to me in terms of how weird it is for adults to spend any amount of time on them. Like what if your adult friend got a furby 3 years ago and at lunch today they're like "you won't believe what furby said today haha"

[Woody @silentwinja]

@falco Protect your neck

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

5 big booms

[NICK YINGLING @zNickYingling]

He is not doing good

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@AdrianDittmann Adrian, if you don’t reply to my requests to come on my “Fortnite” based talk-show, I am going to drive my vehicle into an oncoming highway median.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

This week’s Fortnite Friday has been indefinitely delayed.

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@HalieyWelchX Haliey, allow me to give you my platform. There is nothing Hawk Tuah fans want more than to see you on the Battle Bus 🔥 on award-nominated web talk show “Fortnite Friday” ❤️

No journalist will give you a more charitable, honest interview than me. Hope you’re well. Pls respond

[Eli @gachaphobic]

elden ring nightreign

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Thank you everyone who came to our Meet & Greet with PJM this afternoon!

We are sorry it ended early, but PJM was stabbed in the ribs and began leaking fluid. He is expected to survive

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

🤷

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

With Reggie.

[Alex Heath @alexeheath]

Elon Musk showed up 10 minutes late to his first meeting addressing Twitter employees, which is still ongoing. He dialed in from his phone handheld like this

[Poem_for_your_sprog @Poem4your_sprog]

All the best of life is fleeting,
Unexpected, unrepeating.

Make a person glad to find you.

Leave a better place behind you.

[jo @whatsJo]

tsa agent: sorry you can only board with 3.4 oz of liquid or less

me: ok just toss it out then

Kool Aid Man: *dressed in tommy bahama* babe what

[beeple @beeple]

introducing HUMAN ONE