🐟River Monster🐟

🔞NSFW MINORS DO NOT TRESPASS🔞 20s, monster fish with an appetite for hoarding dragon🍆🐉

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

I had to take my dongs off of the wooden shelf i had them on because my cat lives in my room now and i fuck with this compensation so hard. I can only have a few out at a time but i chose the pastel gitd ones so i can have nightlights tonight

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

@AlchemistEchid Np! I love him hes so little and see through 🤗

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

Long time no see haha I havent bought myself a dong in about a year because im currently spending every dollar on collector plushies but the black friday sale at @AlchemistEchid did get me and theres a new shrimp in the house 🎉🎊

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

The little thunder is a new one for my gf too we just got both of those in this week 💙

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

@stoned_lamby When i recieved kits from you a time or two they had no smell at all!! It was pretty much just like i opened up some fresh hpe kits.

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

@stoned_lamby Like???? You never even sold/traded the dab kits either ??? And they DID sell kits that were smoked on. Such a bad taste in my mouth. I just hope they don't keep digging their heel in and own up 😭😭

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

@stoned_lamby Its really unfortunate & sad they have gone to such embarrassing lengths to try and scrutinize you instead of just like apologizing and holding their partner accountable ??? Just straight up own up to being irresponsible and make up for it instead of pulling up vids of u dabbing

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

@stoned_lamby And shrieked a little 😭😭 the way they were just rubbing the gloss off onto the box i can see the stains

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

@stoned_lamby I have been busy trying to forciby do GED work and also spending $100s on plush so i cant allow myself to peek at dongs much rn 😔 although as you can see i do slip back here occassionally. Absolutely appalled by the stuff i do see when i come back though like i saw this post-

[Squish ~ Hodge Podge Entourage @HodgePodgeEnt]

Okay, but why does Marella look so cute in Mint Chip??

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

@NineInchClawz Nastiest shit i've ever seen wtf 😭😭

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

@Faerie96 @howling_horrors WOOAHH these are so cool!!

[IvoryLagiacrus 🇦🇷 @ILagiacrus]

Me in the middle please.

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

@HodgePodgeEnt Oh squish thank you so much for the opportunity i love this new guy so much!!

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

@NineInchClawz I will not be giving my money to this OR the la httyd!! both movies are just such a kick in the heart to my childhood and its gonna make me feel Such a pit when people inevitably go see them anyways 😭

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

Hpe's new shark model is killing mee its so gorgeous but dongs are so expensive 😔

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

@McR1B69 I used to walk into hotels as a kid with my friends and just go swimming in their pools

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

@stoned_lamby @ManicGhost_ IKK and its supersoft too so its so good to squish!! 🤲 so happy to finally have one again

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

Thank you @ManicGhost_ i finally have a comfy that isn't dark purple i love her so much 💙💙😭

[🐟River Monster🐟 @silicone_bones]

@ManicGhost_ Thanku sm 💛