Samantha McGuire

Never forget who you are, for surely the world won't. Make it your strength. Then it can never be your weakness.

[pam @jesvisprest]

girl dinner

[Elle 🍀 Outlander S7 @displaceintime]

I WILL NEVER EMOTIONALLY RECOVER FROM THIS #OutlanderAtMidnight

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

The pizza delivery man said enjoy, and I said you too. So I’ll be thinking about that for the rest of eternity.

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

My husband only skips Usher songs on my playlist.

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

I’ve conducted an experiment and the results are conclusive but I still cannot find a reason for my findings …

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

The key to going shopping alone with your 2 kids is to bring a friend to push a 2nd cart so you actually have somewhere to put your groceries 🙌🏼✨

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

Tonight I literally sat on the couch and scrolled reels since the kids went to bed and laughed so hard I cried multiple times, all by myself 😂 I really needed it.

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

I have hated my phone case since I got it in June and I got a new one today. I feel like a new woman. 2023 can’t stop me now

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

@DarlinClemntine SAME

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

@GrossGrace I also still can’t believe that happened - legit just went into your house 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

If you ever considered working with kids and then took a different path in life and ever wonder if you made the right choice….today some 5th graders were arguing about whether I was pregnant or “just got fat”…so ya you made the right choice 🙃🤦🏻‍♀️

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

'Titles rela--'
Son of a....!

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

@DarlinClemntine 😂😂😂😂

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

@DarlinClemntine Leona LOVES hibachi - she’s never cried at the fire, she always claps and screams questions at the chef the whole time 😂

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

Pregnancy brain…instead of pouring Leona’s pee from her potty into the toilet, I poured it in the garbage can 🙃

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

@ekoorb_yreva I honestly watched Hamilton 3 times for the “first time”. The 1st I googled the entire time, the 2nd I focused on the lyrics, and the 3rd I finally enjoyed and took it all on lmao it’s amazing

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

The CDC now says a venti iced coffee and two ibuprofen is a balanced breakfast.

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

She keeps asking to watch “Halloween Jack and sally” 😍🍁👻💀

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

Nightmare Before Christmas is basically The Grinch meets Halloweentown …

[Samantha McGuire @siliff9]

Also Nightmare Before Christmas is currently my toddlers favorite and I’m not mad