𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗

𓂃 ˖ ℱ𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑎 𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑤'𝑟𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑠𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑑,
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝓉𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛 ──╮
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ◜𝑓𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓁𝒶 . ࣪˖

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀「 𝐃𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 ‧₊˚. 」
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ༊·˚ 𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘴 𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝟥 𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 .

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

| 🦋. hi breasties sorry for not being around, this time of year is pretty demanding of me in both body and spirit. but!! i hope to pick up activity again after the holidays!

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

I have missed you all, my little stars. did you miss me?

[ he didn't even go anywhere. he was just asleep. ]

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

I suppose I must be, for I have not yet kissed any one.

[•┈𖦁 𝐕𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐄 ˚. ⋆ @darkvrge]

⠀ ⠀ are you unaffected by the magic?

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

what strange magic that sprig of mistletoe must have, to make mortals kiss beneath it. how fascinating!

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

they are very cute.

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

good boys get tucked into their bed rolls with a little good night kiss from all their companions.

it's me. i'm the good boy.

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

naughty boys are banished to the time-out tent.

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

should we call him Gail or Snale?

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

giving himself a round of applause. truly, he is the greatest and most powerful archfey in the realm. perhaps the prettiest too.

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

wonderful.
then may you enjoy all the greenery your little radula can eat, my beloved gastropod.

[ without further ado, and with a puff of glistening smoke engulfing the wizard — snail gale is unleashed upon the realm! ✨️🐌✨️ ]

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

sounds like someone needs to get snail'd.

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

or sheep!

[𝕶𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖍 @FuckGortash]

Or sheep.

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

why have sex when you can turn people into snails,

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

alright! but I cannot turn you back until your hour of snailhood is up.

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

I don't know that word.

[Burt Reynolds S3 SPOILERS @IOUNCHOSEN]

IF YOU WANTED A DATE, YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED!

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

what color should I paint my nails for choking a kind bard...

oh — perhaps a nice blue? like the kind his face will turn when all the air is squeezed from his throat!

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

I can make that happen.

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

but... you're so wonderful. I can't possibly bear the thought of you leaving me.

[ Minthe you just met this guy like ten minutes ago. it's not that deep. ]

[Burt Reynolds S3 SPOILERS @IOUNCHOSEN]

I WILL NOT BE YOUR PET! I HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE I WANT TO KEEP LIVING!

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

oh. well... okey-dokey!

I shall be over to choke you after I have fixed my hair. don't go anywhere!

[ᴛᴀᴠʀɪᴇʟೄྀ࿐ ˊˎ- @PulchreLanius]

Either will work

I will be laying on the floor over here if you feel the need 👍

[𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐞 ˎˊ˗ @silkwinged]

'Minthe, you cannot keep turning adventures and members of the audience into frogs just so you can keep them'—

wrong.