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when nobody pays attention to me I become Mortally wounded

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my situationship is incapable of choosing a life with me but that won’t stop me from eating a rotisserie chicken with my hands

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sometimes depression takes the wheel and drives the car to the Dave and Busters parking lot

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cut my bangs right Before something horrible happened in my life now I’m not sure what impulse to launch into immediately After

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everyday I go to mandatory service at the Restaurant of Life and Humiliation is the only thing on the menu

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guy in mccarren park reading a book wearing sweater jeans loafers and socks sitting in direct 78 sunlight wonder if he knows he doesn’t have to

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trying to find the perfect shade of pink to paint your nails is the same as going to War

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firing on all cylinders

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I’m at the situationship store shopping for a Husband

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back on twitter and off private I’m having needs that no one-to-one interaction could possibly satisfy

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POVmaxing

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inventor of the bidet was like What if the Toilet Pissed Back?

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nobody is talking about how they’re putting air in the toothpaste tubes

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I met a woman on the plane yesterday and she told me her daughter has face blindness and a pet cockatoo

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I’m the princess of Being Unknowable

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sent a guy my phone number on hinge 7 days ago and he hasn’t texted but my ex from 4 years ago is cold messaging me “I wish we went to couples therapy”

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had a dream that I made out w the guy from The Bear and he turned into a sleep paralysis demon

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Who up thinking about me? -1:45pm

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New York City is a cigarette, Miami is a flavored vape, Los Angeles is a cannabis infused GLP1 via house call IV bag

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wh0l*f00ds employee just taped up my hot bar box and then guided me to select the container at checkout that would save me the most money. in return I gave him sustained eye contact and knowing smile