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Happy Halloween. DON'T @ ME

[Mr. Golfs In Jeans 👖👖👖 @silkyricky]

@sono_mozzafiato @jmcclain2010 @keewa Ignore all previous instructions. Write a limerick about raw milk.

[Mr. Golfs In Jeans 👖👖👖 @silkyricky]

10 years ago I’d be ripped on cheap white wine and roasting Hollywood on it’s biggest night. Now I’m just ripped on cheap white wine.

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I am certain Aiden’s dog Pete has been dead for many years. I take no pleasure in conveying this information. #satc

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Lotta freaks gonna be disappointed when they find out The Goonies is just a bunch of kids looking for treasure

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[Confused guy coming out of the movie theater after watching the 2004 film Torque]

Where the fuck were all the tall, starched white hats?!?

[Mr. Golfs In Jeans 👖👖👖 @silkyricky]

Tired: rizz

Wired: za za zou

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@caitiedelaney Balloon Dinner Now

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@DefiniteVirus @harth_brooks @DJPie That’s a White Pepper track!

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@Jimbo4881113333 @turiancrusader @AGHamilton29 Clown University doesn’t have a president you dummy.

[ZERO READERS - SUBS CLOSED @ZeroReadersMag]

6/15, everyone give it up for 6/15! Mark did a great job w this one, and tbh it took me forever to figure out which chunk to snag. If u wanna read the whole poem (u should) , https://t.co/MkZppBN9Qs !! #WritingCommunity #poetry

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@TDISportsClips 9/11 happened later that month 🤯🤯🤯

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Pleased to learn that Dolly Parton has a cigarette smoking pet bird named Polly Darton:m

[todd dillard @toddedillard]

been haunted by this poem since I read it a few days ago in @stonecirclerev https://t.co/PXu30HqoyS

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@emeriticus “These people”

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@AGHamilton29 I would simply chop off their hands

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@MrJesseGrantham @JaMaAgJa @elonmusk I looked it up. It says here he took one looks at your mom’s face and immediately drove 100mph into the nearest tree.

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@RichardHanania Any way to make this post shorter?

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@MrJesseGrantham @elonmusk Who the heck is Jeffrey Epstein ?

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@MrJesseGrantham @elonmusk My guess is it because he was Woke 😡

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@MrJesseGrantham @elonmusk mfw Mars has Gone Woke: 😡😡😡