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[Silly @silllychicken]

My hair has one season: fall.

[Alvin @Alvin1492840]

A guy used a Kindle for 4 years before he realized he was using it wrong.

He read 60+ books on it. Highlighted hundreds of passages. Never adjusted a single setting beyond font size.

His sister-in-law a librarian who's read 800+ books on her Kindle sat next to him on a flight and watched him read for 20 minutes.

She finally said: "Can I show you something? You're missing the 9 features that make this thing actually useful. Amazon hides them 4 menus deep. Every Kindle owner I know reads way slower because of it."

She changed 9 settings in 6 minutes.

He finished his next book in half the usual time. Remembered twice as much. Looked up zero words on his phone.

Here's everything she showed him
🧵

[Silly @silllychicken]

@priyav012 😂😂

[nandiniv @nandiniv]

Here for a favour. Our house help from when I was a kid has sent me her grandsons' resumes. They are both engineer freshers. Looking for jobs. Happy to send out their resumes in case anyone is hiring freshers. Bangalore only, ideally. They will save on expenses. DM me.

[Silly @silllychicken]

@priyav012 Good luck! You'll do very well, I'm sure. Let us know your experience!

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

someone said they were a ‘cloud architect’, for a moment i imagined the most incredible job in the world before i realized they mean like software

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*
“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”
- the medical community -

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Job postings are always like, "Do you want to work in a FAST-PACED and HIGH PRESSURE environment?!"

What? No. Not at all.

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[Silly @silllychicken]

💯💯💯

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

imagine if mangoes didn't have that big ass stone in the middle and u could just eat them without any interference i wouldn't know how to act

[Silly @silllychicken]

@priyav012 Yeah. It's pretty standard 😁

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Drugs coming by sea meaning coming by water. A lot of people don’t know what I mean by sea. They think I mean vision. I’m talking about sea like the sea.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

What’s really sad and frustrating about the decline in reading is that it’s made everyone miserable, and we would all be collectively happier and healthier if we took up reading again.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

It seems the falcon living at the Lublin thermal power plant suspected he was being filmed.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

If this bird filed a paternity lawsuit against President Trump, it would win 100%. 🤣🤣

[Martin Bauer @martinmbauer]

When Pluto was demoted from planet status

[Silly @silllychicken]

@priyav012 Hey, thanks!

[IndiGo @IndiGo6E]

Dear Ma'am, thank you for reaching out to us. We would like to apprise you that the seat-selection option is intended solely to offer additional comfort and peace of mind to female customers, travelling solo or with families. The feature is visible only to the bookings with female customers during web check-in and allows them, should they wish, to choose a seat next to another female. No personal or identifiable information is displayed at any point, and the choice remains entirely optional and customer-led. We appreciate your understanding and remain committed to enhancing the travel experience for all our customers. ~ Team IndiGo