gilliane

Ramblings of a trenta-aged museo looking for adventure. Also unasked-for horror movie livetweets.

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

@tessiesbestie We haven't passed the finger tat event horizon!

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

@Chazmaster5000 @BeYourOwnSpark @ABC Fwiw, Trump *was* the president in 2020 when this happened

[Andrew Egger @EggerDC]

Look. I'm sorry. "I'll see you in Valhalla"?

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

🎶there were bunnies, they were jumping on a trampoline, and I just learned that they weren't real🎶

[ABC News @ABC]

They look, move and even smell like the kind of furry Everglades marsh rabbit a Burmese python would love to eat. But these bunnies are robots meant to lure the giant invasive snakes out of their hiding spots.

Read more: https://t.co/kooGBgj6oj

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I’m afraid the internet hasn’t panned out like we’d hoped. It was supposed to bring freedom and knowledge to the world. Instead we got surveillance, lousy AI memes, endless slop. It feels like we’ve gotten collectively dumber. Everyone is entertained and no one is happy.

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

@angemadara0520 @flixflexflux Such unnecessary filler and awkward for everyone, I hope they tone it down (or just cut it out altogether) 😅

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

@angemadara0520 @flixflexflux Right? Like, were those 2 on their date and suddenly have to wear cowboy hats and kiss for a dream sequence? That's weeeeird

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

@SamanthaSayTen @ACMC_Country @yoncecapital @TheCut @oliviacraighead Apparently not Billy Ray 😂

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
https://t.co/dUFP6KTwfF

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

What a piece of shit

[CNN @CNN]

President Trump has signed an executive order to begin dismantling the US Department of Education, aiming to fulfill a campaign promise but raising new questions https://t.co/9qVP9bSmg6

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

@flixflexflux @bagelsandrice Not true, we've seen dates end where the lead says that they aren't feeling like they're where they should be and they walk em out 😅

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

@BleydhDu I'll bring you a picnic basket, it's a good hill

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Happy International Women's Day

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

@uhmykal I started hollering when I saw that lone wolf tattoo noooo 😂

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

@waitingbyriver Dont forget her butter and coconut oil coffee too 😭

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

🥰

[The Metropolitan Museum of Art @metmuseum]

For Met Security Officer Armia Malak Khalil, it started as just another day—until a chance encounter and a friendly conversation led to something unexpected.

Now, his art is featured in "Flight into Egypt: Black Artists and Ancient Egypt, 1876–Now." As Armia puts it, “Magic happened here.”

See #MetFlightIntoEgypt now through February 17.

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

@JHudShow @georgelopez Close enough
Welcome back, Karl Marx 😂

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

@TJs3rdyr Thank you! I was scrolling the thread hoping someone would toss this one in this mix 😂

[gilliane @silly__gilly]

@bagelsandrice I was stoked! And then I wondered "how old were some of these girls when the song came out?"

And then I looked it up: Get Low came out in 2002 A.D.??