Dan M

Tweeting infrequently since August 2008. Married to the sweetiest sweetie. He/him. Not talking about work. Sentence fragments.

[Dan M @silly_dan]

Gaaaaah ok ok everything is a distraction from everything else ok? Sheesh.

[Abby Denton @mizabitha]

PAGLIACCI: This stupid doctor said going to a clown would cure my depression so he said I should come watch myself. He didn't even read my file. My name was right there! So I got him fired. So, what made you decide to join our circus?
NEW CLOWN: Well, I lost my job as a doctor

[Sullivan @Dimosar]

YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid, Reva, Oppo Rancisis, Coleman Kcaj, Ka-Moon Kholi, Selrahc Elous, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am.

[Dan M @silly_dan]

@worstninjaever Thanks Stan! I hope things are well at your end.

[Dan M @silly_dan]

@itsjago CAB basement, definitely.

[Dan M @silly_dan]

Fellow #macross and/or #robotech fans will be pleased to know the Valkyrie can fly!

https://t.co/e1UgM9HTxg

[Dan M @silly_dan]

@itsjago You’ve got the Antibody Avengers in there?

[Dan M @silly_dan]

@DorklordCanada That’s one advantage of paperbacks— less likely to break your nose.

[Dan M @silly_dan]

@Doctor_Teeth

[Dan M @silly_dan]

@Doctor_Teeth @worstninjaever HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN THE 24TH AND A HALF 1/2TH CENTURY!!! https://t.co/NCq0dUcNGg

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.

[Dan M @silly_dan]

@Doctor_Teeth Hey, that’s not Tetsuo!

[Dan M @silly_dan]

@scottybomb Do it!

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I take my shoes off at the airport to help stop an attack that almost happened 20 years ago and this dude on the bus won't wear a mask to help stop a disease that killed 10,000 people yesterday

[Dan M @silly_dan]

They did seem to have had the B-tier commentators though. One of them was saying that the US would definitely almost immediately escalate to nuclear weapons. I’ll always remember Peter Mansbridge cutting him off with “You cannot be serious.”

[Dan M @silly_dan]

The Home Shopping Network in the US switched over to the CBC news channel for a few days (which, as a Canadian in the US for the week, was surprisingly comforting.)

[Dan M @silly_dan]

@scottEmovienerd Airplane
The Blues Brothers
The Hustler
The Sting

[Dan M @silly_dan]

@worstninjaever @scottybomb @NoAmandaStahp That’s a more of a Jaeger name.

[Dan M @silly_dan]

@scottybomb The tribbles, reproducing. Kirk, showered with tribbles. The tribbles, poisoned.

Picard, playing the flute. Picard, remembering.

The Enterprise, destroyed. The Enterprise, destroyed. The Enterprise, not destroyed. Hey, it’s Frasier Crane!