500-IQ intentional loss by Coach Mitch Johnson 🧠
-Knew Wemby would be suspended for game 6 in New York and decided to lose tonight to stop them from winning in front of their home crowd
-Prevents NY residents from further attempting murder on Spurs fans
-Saves multiple lives knowing we will win 5 consecutive championships starting next year
the conservative “America is an English speaking country” grift came at a really lucky time because people have not yet begun learning french en masse in honor of Victor Wembenyama
I am so sick of all these delusional @sixers fans acting like they aren’t a bum franchise. It’s round 1 of the playoffs guys. You beat a bad Celtics team. Relax. If the Sixers win the title I’ll get a Sixers neck tattoo.
guy who’s been reading the bible for 27 minutes: there are 4 types of people
guy who’s been reading the bible for 28 minutes: there are 3 types of people