em ᗒ•ᗕ 🪳🪱🪲🦂🐸

animal nerd | 27 apples tall | emits bufotoxin when threatened

[Tiddy𓅓 à la 𓅓Talons @Theme_from_Jaws]

This week is arachnid love week, all week.

[the most emo girl in the world @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

as an autistic child I loved making lists and honestly this one's the funniest

[em ᗒ•ᗕ 🪳🪱🪲🦂🐸 @silly_manders]

@lebsiankitten i wanna use fake nails so bad but every time ive tried them they pop off because my nails are flat as fuck 💔

[em ᗒ•ᗕ 🪳🪱🪲🦂🐸 @silly_manders]

hiiiiii

[em ᗒ•ᗕ 🪳🪱🪲🦂🐸 @silly_manders]

@danffodilf no bingo but i REALLY like axolotls theyve been my fav animal since i was like 5

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

His final form! 😈

[Savos International @SavosAndSavos]

When yo sons moldy

[em ᗒ•ᗕ 🪳🪱🪲🦂🐸 @silly_manders]

her before & after her drink. she perked up a lot so i like to think her last moments were at least more comfortable

[em ᗒ•ᗕ 🪳🪱🪲🦂🐸 @silly_manders]

my dad asked me to try and save this awesome dragonfly!!! sadly she passed after a few hours but i'm gonna preserve her somehow she's beautiful. this is her drinking her sugar water which she loved

[em ᗒ•ᗕ 🪳🪱🪲🦂🐸 @silly_manders]

dont tie ur laces too tight or the bruising will trigger ur urticaria and you'll have itchy and swollen ankles

[em ᗒ•ᗕ 🪳🪱🪲🦂🐸 @silly_manders]

@lebsiankitten i have been wanting to do cool nails for a while now so maybe........ if only my anemic ass could grow nails that dont have the strength of fucking paper 💔

[hannaH 🐦‍⬛✖️✖️ @coughdropsh]

Nobody in the world cares about vernal pools except for me and it feels like this every single day of my life

[lily gaming 🦊 @Ikol_Tweets]

NHS gathering geolocations for Palantir and keeping it to use against you for PIP claims

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

How CUTE is this tiny Mum carrying her eggs! 🥹🕷️
Spitting Spiders are some of the best mothers in the world, carrying their eggsack around in the mouth until the babies hatch! 🥰
This species is tiny, with the spider less than a centimetre big! 🤏

[em ᗒ•ᗕ 🪳🪱🪲🦂🐸 @silly_manders]

@colligocritters i'm like 99% sure this is ai (thank god) but even then generating a video of straight up animal abuse is crazy

[em ᗒ•ᗕ 🪳🪱🪲🦂🐸 @silly_manders]

@lebsiankitten i'd have to get some square letter beads but i could def make one. i do also have one from the show but im too attatched to part with her

[em ᗒ•ᗕ 🪳🪱🪲🦂🐸 @silly_manders]

@coughdropsh like why would i spend money to make myself dysphoric the opposite way when i can be dysphoric this way for free!!!

[Ben Goldsmith @BenGoldsmith]

People seem to have forgotten that it rained *constantly* this year in Britain between Christmas and Easter, and again for much of May. There is no water shortage. We’ve drained and desecrated our landscapes to the extent that they are now simply incapable of storing all that rainfall for us. The water is sent barrelling down land drains, ditches, artificially straightened streams and rivers to the sea, causing mayhem as it goes, and leaving us with no water afterwards. It’s so easy to fix this. It’s called ‘natural flood management’. Put back the bogs and marshes, the ponds and wetlands, re-wiggle the streams, liberate and reconnect the rivers to their flood plains, and we’ll find we have way less flooding, fewer hosepipe bans and cleaner water. Yet all we get each winter are hysterical calls for *more* dredging and straightening of the rivers, more draining of the fields. We must be the very last country in the world to grasp this basic natural hydrology.

[em ᗒ•ᗕ 🪳🪱🪲🦂🐸 @silly_manders]

they'll plant stuff in the hopes of attracting pollinators and then complain when wasps come

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Gardeners will be like “We need to attract as many butterflies as possible. Ok next it’s time to destroy my #1 enemy which is caterpillars”