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[hi @sillyawesomecat]

@echassisenjoyer @pips_elite It's real lol i know this girl

[hi @sillyawesomecat]

@fabledschmeat @echassisenjoyer i know this girl and it's unfortunately real lol

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Alternate timeline where doves are the most intelligent species on the planet:

“Rip granny 🚶‍♂️💔”

[fawn @fawnncel]

they should invent an alcohol that doesn’t make you have to pee all the time

[GAGE+Y @shapedgloss]

if you dont like pickles on your sandwich youre an age regressing pedophile

[ryuo @pawpflash]

how it feels to be woke and still say retard

[aiyana @aiyanajadee]

I’ve ignored the discourse surrounding lateness as a moral failing because punctuality is my biggest pet peeve and if you can’t be on time for anything I think less of you as a person since you have no respect for me or my time

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Nic @JQAfan]

I LOOOOOVE EATING THE SKIN OFF MY BOTTOM LIP

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

When you’re tired so you lowkey Go to sleep #hashtag

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

OCD intrusive thoughts are kind of like having the Impractical Jokers in your ear but they are evil & want you to die

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Coworker trait: Being extremely judgmental and antisocial

[fryuaj 🇰🇿🇨🇻 @fryuaj]

favorite app on my phone is Gallery

[angie @sweetangelette]

i LOVE being in bed like yeah everything is terrible but at least im in bed

[ℳ𝒶𝓇𝒸𝒾 :𝓅 @waxmeadowmeow]

how it feels to chew on the inside of your cheek

[☾ omar ☆ (semi forced semi recov) ˖ִ🛸༄˖°. @blurry_ideal]

“just found out americans eat this EVERY DAY omgggg you guys are DJISGUSTINGGGG” and it’s a food you’d try like. once at an amusement park maybe