went to check my car one more time and some woman came up on me and pulled out her tits and when i backed away in fear she said “oh right, they’re ugly” #womeninmensfields
mfw there has been a line through the bar out the door across the patio for 5 hours straight and someone asks me for an espresso martini (not on the menu for obvious reasons)
went to check my car one more time and some woman came up on me and pulled out her tits and when i backed away in fear she said “oh right, they’re ugly” #womeninmensfields