Fatty

Don't waste my time unless you have food.

[Alan! @o2bnobx.bsky.social on Bluesky @o2bnobx]

This needs to be retweeted by everyone until they bring those sell-out senators to justice!

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

@HP Why did chat support just tell me I have to "perform troubleshooting" that would take one hour to fix my printer that is under warranty? I am not a printer repair person, this is your job. Tired of these issues with your printers so I know I don't need to buy HP anymore.

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

@SteaknShake please keep the caramel apple shake year round!

[Pocket Mortys @PocketMortys]

If you're wondering how to be good humans, play Pocket Mortys on Sunday when all proceeds benefit hurricane relief efforts in Puerto Rico.

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

@DavidCDean I didn't get that screen but I'm 100% sure they were already tracking everything anyway.

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

Vizio is revolutionizing stupid with update that makes original remote obsolete so you have to order a new one. Order site won't even load.

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

@JohnLegere Encouraging parents to ignore their kids and just put a device in their hands. I'm a teacher, I'm giving you money to make my job harder???

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

@BivalentZs That's reasonable.

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

Like you were just born and you're already a piece of shit fuck you love jesus

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

The most eerie thing about religious schools is watching an adult tell 4-year-olds that they're sinners and need Jesus to save them.

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

Can Facebook's video player be any worse?

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

VIDEO: Large rat drags bag of trash across sidewalk in Brooklyn https://t.co/2dNC49MHfB

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

Pepsi Fire is SO bad... how did that one even make it past the first taste test?!

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This is from an Australian news outlet.

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

Shout out to me! I inspire myself with my continued will to even get up in the morning by May. #nationalteachersday

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

Love @hulu's very convenient connection error AFTER the ads so they can play some more ads 😒

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

"Let me throw some free shit at you but then charge you double for it" -@TMobile

[Domino's Pizza @dominos]

For every RT, we'll donate $5 to @StJude now – Nov. 18. With your help, we’ll donate $250,000. Spread the word! #GiveThanks

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

Damn white people, you scary.

[Fatty @sillyfatty]

Trump hates being white so much that he makes himself orange instead.