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[fry_mf @sillyfry_]

My commissions are open

[. @rimbaldingo]

j ai appris à mon ex à utiliser des baguettes et aujourd hui elle est en lune de miel au japon parfois on plante un arbre sans penser qu un autre va manger les fruits

[fry_mf @sillyfry_]

I imagine obsession is just the normal life of a dude who's dating a woman from the bpd sluts server

[psicanalista histérica @sequelazz]

acho que o ser humano foi feito msm pra ir pra praia, ficar pelado, comer frutinhas, transar, fumar maconha e ficar de dengo agarradinho o resto é tudo bobagem que inventamos

[redrum @griffisu]

i hate when a girl tries using a manipulation tactic you learned 6 bpd girls ago

[fry_mf @sillyfry_]

I miss you 7 am class 😍

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[fry_mf @sillyfry_]

@strwberryvape Like wordle

["cess" @TOTALCESSDEATH]

Just helpless and useless as fuck. No wonder u bitches are obsessed with these things. They’re just like you!!!!

[犬釘 @ainukugi]

「階層都市断片集」が2026年6月26日から連載開始です

少女終末旅行 と シメジシミュレーション に続く つくみず さんの新作です
少女終末旅行 の前日譚ですね
https://t.co/IhJGqBQoHp

[fry_mf @sillyfry_]

Scrolling thru instagram reels while he eats me out

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[Odysseas 🇵🇸 @RealOdysseas]

this is so sad

[Jalen “Banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[hajime 🐟🦐🐌🐇🔮🦗🦭🥖🎀 @majimeGoro]

"BACKROOMS" director Kane Parsons announces plans to direct a "Shimeji Simulation" anime adaptation, when asked to comment he said this:
"what? no i dont. what the hell is even that?"

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

the existence of esex implies the existence of offline, physical sex.

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes