jill

expert in silly gooseology

[helmet girl @sbodrojan]

unprecedented advancements in "thing your high school teacher shows at the start of class for 'fun'"

[Miguel @LMD000001]

Viendo La Odisea como Nolan lo hubiera deseado.

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

I love how trashy and unburdened early Vanderpump is, it’s like they almost don’t realized they’re being filmed. We’ll never get that again post total tech takeover where we’re all so endlessly aware of how much we’re watched

[Meredith's Bangs @waterthose888]

She is Hillary Duff

[✩ lovrgrl ✩ @earthtobry]

okay thanks 👍🏾

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Now watching The Odyssey as Nolan intended it ❤️

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

This is exactly why you’ll find grown men glorifying their mothers’ sacrifices while having very little understanding of what those sacrifices actually cost them. I remember my aunt once telling me that leaving her job was one of the worst decisions she ever made yet her

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

Teenage girls were ahead of the curve once again

[narsa. @rathor7_]

Now watching Odyssey as Nolan intended to

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

It’s so cool how we’re getting wildfire smoke tornado thunderstorm floods tomorrow

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

If you make the crunchwrap supreme you deserve some grace imo

[Bat | 🐅 ⊹₊ @cowboymiggy]

how it feels waking up to unhealthy air quality instead of hazardous

[alexa @softyfrezza]

we wouldn’t even have another season if they ever coupled up cause the villa would’ve blown up by then

[miranda @mirandareinert]

good news everybody the air quality in chicago is down from Hazardous to simply Very Unhealthy

[Taco Bell Quarterly @TBQuarterly]

It's that bitch Taylor Farms leave my boy Taco Bell out of it

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

going to the movies is arguably the easiest thing to do by yourself.. you scan your ticket and walk inside. no one is looking at you. the lights are off and you watch a movie. ..? what is so humiliating about that

[m. @moseason_]

Taco Bell don’t even have enough lettuce on their menu to be blaming the doo doo bug on them. Our eyes need to be on Subway and Chipotle!

[faboolah @azninthesun]

the “you fucking the text man for texts” woman should win a nobel prize

[‎ً @labyerenth]

Realized mid interview i dont want to work there

[ؘ @sushicrocs]

no shade but i can’t stand ppl like this who think doing anything by themselves is humiliating nobody cares about you that much trust me