Billy Borgmeier

My life is simple: I am a Hamburger Enthusiast at heart with a strong attraction to blondes and an addiction to hitting little white balls.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Countries mentioned by the next Mayor of America’s largest city:
Yemen
Mexico
Senegal
Uzbekistan
Trinidad & Tobago
Ethiopia

Countries not mentioned by the next Mayor of America’s largest city:
America

[Billy Borgmeier @sillywilly4547]

@saras76 Bros literally just a mayor

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

You wouldn't have to keep repeating it if it were true.

[Billy Borgmeier @sillywilly4547]

If you drive less than 5mph over the speed limit, I can only assume you’re an illegal or have drugs in your car.

[Billy Borgmeier @sillywilly4547]

@DeadlessHick @vanillaopinions Sounds like you’re also a retard pal. Live in a different city if the traffic is bad. Complaining like a little bitch 🤪

[John Thundercock @bagasourousrex3]

“Huddle up and get a pic w me, this is gonna look tuff on my ig” #shrink

[Billy Borgmeier @sillywilly4547]

A whirlpool in the urinal makes you elite

[Billy Borgmeier @sillywilly4547]

@TheBags_U I said “free”

[Billy Borgmeier @sillywilly4547]

The left chants in unison “No! White boy don’t push the big button after a piss” as he pushes the big button after a piss #EarthDay #LANK #EXPAND

[Billy Borgmeier @sillywilly4547]

@wtvrem13 Cool

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Horey sheit- Xi Jinping

[Brad Johnson, CFA @brad_johnson6]

Smokeshow whose private story i’m on posted a picture of her needing help with an excel equation that she couldn’t get right.

Swiped up, and 2 minutes later I solved it. Let her know what to do, and she invited me over tonight.

She was missing a parentheses

[Devin @devin_j_obrien]

@BoutiqueBurnout A lot of founders that don’t have any finance background do the exact same.

Feel like they think I’m M&A Adam Schefter and have a source I can just call on to get any non-public info they want.

[Billy Borgmeier @sillywilly4547]

@harryjsisson Trump? 100p (look at buddy) RFK? Maybe not.

Do I love trump and RFK and even if they didn’t approve would I fuck it up? Yea

TLDR FUCK YOU

[Billy Borgmeier @sillywilly4547]

@DudespostingWs Can’t believe I never thought of this shit. This is interior design at its finest

[Billy Borgmeier @sillywilly4547]

Dave Doeren, Kevin Keatts, WILL WADE
#wolfpackthisdickinyomouth

[Billy Borgmeier @sillywilly4547]

@RobbyBerger @McIlroyRory Rory is an idiot. No shit would I rather watch The Players than some creator tournament, but guess what??? You can do and enjoy both of them. This is why I hate Rory. Fun sponge.

[Billy Borgmeier @sillywilly4547]

@uncledoomer lil bro is so annoying 🙄

[Sloan Kettering @ratsacksmedia]

#ABOLISH Breweries. I just want a fuckin miller lite.