man the guillotines

DST 5eva, cranky with sub-par housekeeping skills. she/they

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queer the beer 👍🎉👍🎉👍🎉

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@feederofcats how's mr. luke doing??

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thank u nwsl boston I did need a belly laugh today

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@MarySueSays 🍖🍕

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@MarySueSays NONE PIZZA

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why are we suddenly pretending the restaurant industry isn’t rife with corruption or exploitative as fuck? the restaurant lobby serves ONLY its owners’ interests and always has!

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the sheer amount of anti-worker, pro-business propaganda floating around massachusetts right now is disgusting. if businesses can’t pay workers at least the full minimum wage they shouldn’t use their labor. restaurants somehow still exist in oregon, without a sub-minimum wage.

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I’ve missed you people, it was nice to be back. I’ll try to be more in the thick of it next time

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209 party party

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ok turning cell service off again bc I had to rent a stupid f$|}/$;shfh locker

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what’s it like to have a functioning midfield 🙃

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@Half_Ref I will do this!!!

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so SURPRISE I’ll be at the Thorns game tonight

without any appropriate gear because I completely panicked during packing whoops

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@Drink_Mixxer oh fuck I forgot about ikea

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good morning portalnd folks! it's been a while, but i am here!

wondering if anybody has recommendations for where mom and i should go shopping for huge-ass cushions for her brand new window seat? and possibly for other furnishings that she needs since her house was remodeled?

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@MarySueSays well shit

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@MarySueSays oh god what if i do something undignified like buy an umbrella

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@MarySueSays I’m so flattered words cannot express

i do remember looking at my raincoat multiple times and thinking “i will pack that my next time through the living room”

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@Drink_Mixxer oh is THAT the random white guy in sunglasses they kept cutting to (discovery+ comms did not explain)