sil

[sil @silrenee]

when he puts it in the wrong hole

[YUNG JEFF 🗡️ @YUNGJEFF]

Seeing Mike Tyson’s ass on the TV

[Dan Ige @Dynamitedan808]

Damn couldn’t imagine waking up in the sphere #UFC306

[Tyler Calvert @ItsTylerCalvert]

No Justin Bieber during Usher's halftime show

#SuperBowl #SuperBowlLVIII #Usher

[Johnnie Guilbert @JohnnieGuilbert]

Just one of those days where I want to rip off my skin and roll around in lava

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Its cool ion want no spooky basket anyway

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

when i tell him im cold n he doesn’t set himself on fire so i could b warm

[𝙻𝙼𝙰 @_lesleyallan]

i bet a tattoo would make me feel better.

[nicole @cornygirlfriend]

list of things i’m handling well currently
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[michael @FilledwithUrine]

honestly if i was on fire i would not stop drop and roll that’s kinda embarrassing

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“why do you take so long in the shower?”

me:

[sarah @heavenbrat]

i hate leaving my bf after spending time with him i wanna live in his skin forever and never come out

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

bro idc if im 25 if i fall asleep in your car it’s your responsibility to carry me to bed and give me a kiss goodnight

[sarah @heavenbrat]

i need his entire body weight on top of me

[ja @jszct]

in my "???" era

[𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨 𖤐 𓃵 @triiiplice]

Halloween is for lovers 🖤

[trash jones @jzux]

toyota rav 4 is short for toyota ravioli the fourth