Lou

Live from the moon

[Brooks Koepka @BKoepka]

I want to thank my family and my team for their continued support throughout every step of my professional career. When I was a child, I always dreamed about competing on the @PGATOUR, and I am just as excited today to announce that I am returning to the PGA TOUR. Being closer to home and spending more time with my family makes this opportunity especially meaningful to me.

I believe in where the PGA TOUR is headed with new leadership, new investors, and an equity program that gives players a meaningful ownership stake. I also understand there are financial penalties associated with this decision, and I accept those.

Finally, I want to thank the fans. Your support means more to me today than ever before, and I look forward to seeing you soon at the Farmers Insurance Open and WM Phoenix Open.

[B/R Walk-Off @BRWalkoff]

Only two MLB teams have yet to make a big-league free-agent signing this winter:

The Red Sox and the Rockies

[🅽🅴🆁🅳🆈 @Nerdy_Addict]

BREAKING | Footage shows Providence police setting up in their new command center after detaining the wrong suspect.

[Brian Entin @BrianEntin]

Someone is asking the attorney general at this Rhode Island press conference:

"How do we have cameras for our speeding tickets, but not cameras to find the Brown shooter?"

Good point.

[MLB @MLB]

Garrett Crochet is the first pitcher to record 250 strikeouts this season! 🐷

(MLB x @loanDepot)

[Lou @silvalderek]

@SleeperBrewers @RedSox

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

BREAKING: Chris Paul is signing with the Los Angeles Clippers

[Lou @silvalderek]

@Joe_Weil @JustinmTurpin Illusion of contention

[Lou @silvalderek]

@TroyPSilva @MLB Juan Pierre

[Gordo @BOSSportsGordo]

According to @GeoffPontesBA, there was another trade on the table for Rafael Devers that John Henry vetoed because the Red Sox would have had to eat some of the contract (via @FoulTerritoryTV).

[Lou @silvalderek]

Red Sox propaganda machine is shameless

[Lou @silvalderek]

Poverty franchise

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

"Fenway workers are paid considerably less than workers in similar stadium jobs in less expensive locales. A cashier earns $18.52 an hour at Fenway and $21.25 an hour at Marlins Park in Miami. Meanwhile, a beer costs $10.79 at Fenway and $5.14 at Marlins Park."

[Lou @silvalderek]

@mlb_scoops Full throttle

[Razzball @Razzball]

Mookie Betts, Rafael Devers and Chris Sale have netted Vaughn Grissom, Alex Verdugo, Connor Wong, Jeter Downs, Jordan Hicks, and Kyle Harrison. Those trades would have the Red Sox kicked out of a fantasy league.

[MLB @MLB]

Roman Anthony, baseball’s top prospect, is on his way to the bigs, according to multiple reports, including @MLBNetwork's Jon Morosi 👀

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

👀👀

[huie @callmehuie]

#StevieAintBlind

https://t.co/VbsICfWrzO

[☀️ @herechigoes]

Just pissed myself off looking at their stats side by side lol

[*JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACHLAVA THE DOCTOR* @ActionBronson]

200 PUSH-UPS DEEP SIMULTANEOUSLY CARVING AN AMAZONIAN FISH OUT OF SOFT WOOD.