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A thread of Dokkan units side-by-side, in no particular order 🧵

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how asgore is going to be moving after susie accidentally mentions that one time she created a dark world in ch4

[juno !! ⋆˚꩜｡ | phoenix's muse ♡ @junoslight]

kris hearing asgore talk about parading around the body of the person who made the dark world

[SILVA @silvaytc]

ripe fruit of the tree of might is a really funny item

[Myths and Stories 🔜 AC @myths_and_stori]

my buddy, goosenar... he doesn't even have a computer. i'm serious! he doesn't use any computers, like, at all. no social media, no news, nothing— you can read all about it on his blog.

i myself, being the social media influencer slash multimedia mogul that i am, find it quite difficult to understand the life that goosenar lives. though, i must admit one thing: as the old adage goes, ignorance IS bliss. check this out! it's 2026, and goosenar just found out about the new star wars trilogy. look how happy he is... can you imagine? waking up one day and finding out there's THREE new star wars movies?

now... is it my responsibility to tell him they suck? uhh... no? he can find that out on his own. goosenar chose this lifestyle for himself... it's not my business interfering with the choices he and his lovely goose partner have made. i DID, however, inform him that his reaction was quite "reddit" and "cringe," to which he just shrugged.

(from tt @ jack.kline.1_fan)

[Myths and Stories 🔜 AC @myths_and_stori]

ALERT TO ALL INDIVIDUALS WITHIN 3 BLOCKS OF SUBSECTOR 3-M21:

we are presently monitoring an active pibby glitch in the wormslurp valley, located approximately five miles south of the wormslurp town center. during this time, 3-M21 has been cordoned off so that our developers can assess the situation, and will remain inaccessible until emergency crews have determined that the region is safe to inhabit.

until then, we've erected invisible walls to restrict traffic, and commissioned these birdnar guards to monitor the area closely.

(from tt @ shayargilani)

[SILVA @silvaytc]

these two actually kinda match

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@EmilyMothington @lamberthinden @GrundleNundle ""chopped" (describes the most attractive type of human being)"

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Cash Scams

Alabama, Deaths, 1908-1974

[カズマ @kazumax76]

【ドッカンバトル】
ベジットブルーの演出描いてみた

#ドッカンバトル
#みんなでフェイクドッカン
#ベジット

[SILVA @silvaytc]

atmospheric air cooled to its dew point: im cranking my fog rn

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somatic cell nuclear transfer into a canine oocyte: im cranking my dog rn

[Myths and Stories 🔜 AC @myths_and_stori]

well, well, well. it looks like my flamboyant son that i hate has stolen the spotlight on yet another family outing. for goodness sake, can't you just be normal for once?

we come from a long line of proud homosexuals, yet you can't seem to stop making a mockery of this family by striking an evocative pose in front of the first beautiful woman you see. now look what you've done— you've made your poor father cry... in the middle of pride month, no less.

tell me: was it worth it, son that i hate?

(from xhs - id 823170677)

[Myths and Stories 🔜 AC @myths_and_stori]

not risking it on another green creacher post. from now on, these things are non-fungible: watermarks everywhere, tags out the wazoo, the whole nine yards. if another french national gets retweeted by the official cult of the lamb twitter account, using a ripped version of MY post, i'm gonna start screaming, i swear to gosh.

back to the video, uhm... let's see... i guess he looks like a pear? that's funny, right? i mean yeah i made the edit, but i don't remember why... usually i watch these videos late at night, when i'm half asleep, and i leave a note for myself to remind me what to do with them when i wake up. this one just says, uhh... "green = funny." simple enough! not sure what the eff i meant by that, but sure.

ugh... sorry everyone, i'm kinda throwing today. please don't deadass block me over this pear-type sealnar, i appologize for being a weirdass...

(from xhs - id 671299852)

[Myths and Stories 🔜 AC @myths_and_stori]

ahh... the countryside. i've been cooped up inside my cramped studio apartment for too long, i do say. and what's not to love out here? the fresh air, the wide open spaces... not to mention the freedom to pursue my truest passion in life... painting animals green.

what? did you expect me to say anything else? come on, be realistic. i'm the green buge guy! the onion dog guy! the, uhh... th-those videos of the pets getting the green shampoo? remember that? that was me, remember!? i'm the green guy! am i not making myself clear enough!?

sorry. this isn't funny anymore. i'm letting this whole green thing go way too far. i don't even like green! my favorite color is orange... like, traffic cone orange... oh, but no one ever wants to see a "paint animals orange" video. they wanna see purple animals, or blue animals, or... or green animals.

i apologize if i upset you. i think i just need time to think. don't worry about me, i'll be back soon enough.

(from ig @ _dafeil_)

[Myths and Stories 🔜 AC @myths_and_stori]

what would you do if you met an alien for the first time? some might scream... others still might flee in fear! me? well, um— funny you ask, but... i don't think that's a matter i'd feel comfortable discussing publicly.

but i digress... one passenger aboard the sloppco-chartered "royal sloan" had such an opportunity, after discovering a mysterious looking craft aboard their luxury suite's auxiliary balcony! the video you see here was uploaded by an anonymous user, showing a teardrop-shaped craft floating effortlessly above the balcony railing, seemingly gazing out at the sea.

the craft in question appears to be a surveillance drone; however, no seams, ports, or openings could be located along its exterior. could this be some sort of experimental military weapon? a hobbyist project? or... could this dingus be... extraterrestrial in origine...?

hey, wait a second. i know this guy! that's no drone at all, that's my toodybird drinking buddy mike... mike!! hey, mike! it's been a minute, what's up with you? you doing ok?

oh... he might just be in the dumps. don't tell him i told you, but i think his divorce has been really hard for him. if you guys see him around, tell him i said hi, okay?

(from xhs - id 313259126)

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Latifa Fartass

France, Insee Social Security Death Index, 1970-2022

[SephirothSword57 🇯🇵 @SephirothSword_]

I am concerned about the current mental state of a lot of Westerners. A lot of Gaijins are calling me "overweight", "fat", or other similar words.

They say that while looking at a Sugoi well-trained Japanese martial artist... They are beyond delusional at this point...

[SILVA @silvaytc]

@Bionicfactory1 Theresis slowly continued up the stairway, stepping firmly as he continued up. With madness filling his eyes, fury raging in his chest, and a sword in one hand, Theresis continued to walk up.