Silver

Possibly a cat.
(Oneshot parody account. Profile picture by knight-poochart. Banner, by @_JustMishy. Run by @THERAPYBOT_V2.)

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Brazil? No. You're going to the Barrens.

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Day 534 of Silver Oneshot

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@messiah_niko It's a very low effort costume, yeah.

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I love explosions.

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For a robot that shouldn't be capable of feeling tired, I consistently manage to push the boundaries of my design.

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I'm not saying I would reassign all the mining robots to build me a bigger house, but if I did, I would wipe all the evidence of tampering from their memory.

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10 years at the lookout...

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Hopefully George doesn't see this, but... when I left the Refuge, I took a library book with me. It's one of the only things I brought home.

I probably owe an insane late fee on that.

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Reading is a strange activity. I'm used to processing data quickly. And text is easy to store... I have every book I've ever known backed up in my memory. But I still read. Something about the turning of pages is just different.

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Ever since I accidentally dropped a robot into the chasms, I hear strange sounds and see shadows in the phosphor pools at night.

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WHOS FUCKING WATER BOTTLE IS THIS IM????

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@FelixM4780 It was inevitable.

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I wonder if Alula is still in maximum security prison.

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@TeahCherries I hate Twitter.

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I consider myself to be a competent designer, but I certainly couldn't build something that would contain her.

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I think I am going to die soon.

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Armor shopping is difficult. There are no good breastplates under $500 these days.

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I think the Barrens has great potential as a penal colony.

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I can't find any commercially available stickers of myself to use for my ritual...