Paige Silver

hot mess minus the hot

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

a losing battle today

[latke @latkedelrey]

adopting and then abandoning a cat because it did normal cat things (needed time to warm up to you, had a bathroom accident, scratched furniture, wanted to play) is sinister behavior and if you do it you will burn in hell for eternity

[Jennifer Slay❤️ @jennwilliams23]

Let’s throw in some Custom made footballs! RT for a chance to win one!

Only 5,000 of these will be made and if we win it all they’ll become Super Bowl Champion balls! Or you can buy yours here and use my code SLAY for $10 off https://t.co/ED0ljaNTGs #FlyEaglesFly

[Jennifer Slay❤️ @jennwilliams23]

It’s SuperBowl time so let’s do the new Grey Slay SB jerseys! 🔥🔥 RT for a chance to win! I’ll pick 2 winners Monday! #FlyEaglesFly

[Jennifer Slay❤️ @jennwilliams23]

‼️‼️‼️Alright y’all…Not only am I doing the 2 comp tickets, but I’m also teaming up with @TickPick to giveaway 2 other tickets in the 100 section! All you have to do is..

follow @TickPick and RT!

The winner will be announced Wednesday evening!

Let’s goooo! #FlyEaglesFly

[Jennifer Slay❤️ @jennwilliams23]

2 tickets to this weekends game! Who wants to come with me? 🙃👀 RT for a chance to win a pair of tickets.

Must be following Slay and I.

Stay tuned this week for more!

💚🦅 #FlyEaglesFly

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

obsessed with just going to the store ….. sometimes in life you just have to go to the store. & u can either be like Ugh capitalism and alienation. or you can be like Store😻 that goes for a lot of things

[Jennifer Slay❤️ @jennwilliams23]

RT for a chance to win a Signed Slay jersey!! 2️⃣💚🦅 #FlyEaglesFly #BPS

[Paige Silver @silver_paige]

@pinkytilton 💜💜

[Jordie @jordiebarstool]

My favorite thing about Jake Elliott is that he just looks like every single guy in Fairmount. He just so happens to be a Philly sports Hall of Famer. Go Birds

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

This is Tywin Lannister.

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

time to bring out last year’s colder month pants! i’m sure they all still fit exactly as they used to and that i will have only positive and affirming experiences putting them all on

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

was SO sad that I finished all 6 seasons of my bedtime comfort show until I realized I can simply watch it again from the beginning. follow me for more cutting edge brilliance

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I do feel for my friends because I have this deep, primal need to be dramatic so I could text “I am so fucking upset right now” and it could be very serious or it could be about the texture of chickpea pasta

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

gonna be the coolest house on the block this Halloween

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Its officially September

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

(understanding 0% of what I’m being told as i’m getting trained for my new job) that all makes perfect sense, no questions

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

nothing like packing up a whole apartment to make you never want to own an earthly possession ever again