the key to reading after a slump is to not force yourself to finish a single book, immediately pivot to whatever else calls to you once shit gets boring and revisit it later once you're in a different headspace
failed DJ aerion who's horrendous at curating a vibe and he's obviously into EDM and the intro to every one of his sets is a mechanical voice that says time to wake the dragon before drowning everyone in smoke
whenever someone hcs any of the maekarlings other than aemon and maybe egg as having a job in modern au i cannot believe it sorry there’s no world in which aerion is employed
•aerion: fail lookmaxxer/scammer
•rhae: controversial skincare/beauty brand ceo
•daeron: 15 minutes of fame influencer/ig model who gets cancelled
•aemon: doctorate in some niche subject
•egg: loudest travel vlogger with dunk
•daella: lawyer (because this family needs it)
Men always fan cast James Bond with the actor they have the biggest homosocial fixation on and it’s like thank you for sharing something so personal with us but that’s not really the criteria we’re working with here