MommySJ 😷

As of August 30, 2024, I will no longer be active on X. You can find me over at BlueSky Social with this handle:

Views are my own.

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

As of August 30, 2024, I will no longer be active on this X account. It's been wonderful (until the takeover) and I will miss all of you greatly. If you decide to migrate, you can find me on the bluesky app: https://t.co/IXtYzDCyED

My love to you all!
-SJ

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

I saw my first in-the-wild cyber-ugly truck this morning! Wow. Really an ugly vehicle. Not sure what that auto maker was thinking.

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

@filmsonwax Always. You are a worthwhile human to know. ❤️ And you are loved. I would come drink with you if I could. Then we could talk and play a board game or two.

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

@filmsonwax I would miss you.

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

@filmsonwax Nooo!

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

I am sweaty. I want a shower. Weeding/discarding 60+ year old periodicals is tough, dirty work.

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

I do not want to get out of bed.

Thank you.

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

Today, I need someone to give me a hug, tell me I'm doing a good job, and hand me $5 million.

Then, I can turn, give someone else a hug, tell them they are doing a good job, and hand them $4 million.

Just putting this idea out into the universe.

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

Hear me out: House swapping. Your house is too big for your empty nest; my house is getting too small for me and my growing family. We meet up, work out the financial piece so neither of us takes on more mortgage debt, and then we swap.
Everyone wins!
#Housing #affordability

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

I made it all the way to the parking lot at work. And then I sat there. I wanted to cry but I was too tired.
I barely made it home. Now I'm going back to bed and I'll work this afternoon after my nap.

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

@StckedLibrarian Sending you love. I would revolt with you any day. Just let me know when and where.

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

@TwinzerDad I'm going in a few weeks, this is good information to have.

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

@Eidelonn @kytimeforbooks We taught our little to say "just so" in these circumstances. If it wasn't an accident, "oops" or "uh oh" was not going to cut it. She started doing things and saying, "just so" and we'd know it was for... reasons.

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

Okay @nytimes, how is "LABRADOR" not in the word list for today's Spelling Bee?

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

I recently came into possession of "Esar's Comic Dictionary" from 1960. If you give me a word (please keep things civil), I'll look it up and give you the "definition" posted for it.
#LibraryTwitter #LiteraturePosts #comedywriting

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

No. But thanks for asking.

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

Tell me you have a young child without telling me you have a young child. I'll go first.
7.5 put Lily the spotted leopard in my backpack to have with my at work today.
Now Lily is going to help me catalog musical scores and withdraw some books.
#LibraryLife #parenting #work

[MommySJ 😷 @silversj]

@anxietymsgs Some days I'd like to tell God that she can just f*ck right off. And since she's a woman, she would understand.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This needs to be the rule instead of the exception. This is what a good company looks like.