Matthew Byrd

Writer, author, columnist, playwright, and thesaurus owner.

[Matthew Byrd @SilverTuna014]

For @DenofGeekUS, I looked at a strange trend in TV history that sometimes sadly feels like a thing of the past. https://t.co/Sz88WmV6Zf

[Matthew Byrd @SilverTuna014]

@alecbojalad There are dozens of us. https://t.co/pyEkFULdIk

[Matthew Byrd @SilverTuna014]

Broccoli: Good for you, good for SNL.

[Den Of Geek UK @denofgeek]

Guys, it was actually quite bad for a time. #SNL #SaturdayNightLive #ComedySketch

The Unlikely Saturday Night Live Sketch That Saved The Show From Cancellation 👇
https://t.co/BQ5XejS1vL

[Matthew Byrd @SilverTuna014]

This is fantastic! I wish we could have been there to see it. @albanarts https://t.co/lAfgechXem

[Den of Geek News! @DenofGeekUS]

“[Alan Wake]'s been stuck there for 13 years now, living in a nightmare,” explains @remedygames Creative Director and #AlanWake2 co-director, @SamLakeRMD, in an interview with Den of Geek. https://t.co/UOa1ti2CT5

[Caiden Reed | Scooby-Doo-Deezy @caiden_reed]

Reminder this is what SAG-AFTRA is fighting against

[Kathryn Funkhouser @KatFunkhouser]

This is MY Justice League

[Kathryn Funkhouser @KatFunkhouser]

🚨🚨🚨CARL FROM SUCCESSION IS A PERVY PHOTOGRAPHER IN THE 1986 SYLVESTER STALLONE FILM COBRA🚨🚨🚨

[Matthew Byrd @SilverTuna014]

After all these years, Sonic has finally beaten Mario at something. #SuperMarioBrosMovie #SuperMarioMovie #SonicTheHedgehog

[cardinal copium @emotionalpedant]

Pulitzer all but mine
https://t.co/2oMi7jPhLD

[ʟᴜɪs ʜᴇʀɴᴀɴᴅᴇᴢ⚡ @Beetlenaut]

this was written in 1995 (and I distinctly remember scanning this page in 2001)

this culture of "give me what I know I already like" is sickening, infantilizing, paralyzing.

the best experiences you will have with art/culture are things you didn't know you needed.

[Kathryn Funkhouser @KatFunkhouser]

New from me! My advice to young playwrights is to watch a bunch of Vincent Price movies and talk like that for several months around your house!

[Matthew Byrd @SilverTuna014]

I hate self promoting, but @KatFunkhouser and I had our first play published at @Stage_Partners. Give it a look if you need some of those warm blanket horror vibes. https://t.co/qh3milHgNu

[Gavin Jasper @Gavin4L]

Ozymandias ghostwrote Matthew Perry's autobiography to save the world from nuclear war.

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

taylor swift fans have constructed a lore so intricate she sounds like a bloodborne boss. they’ll be like “when she was 12 yrs old she carved the name of her 12th album into the elder tree”. like ok ? which of her attacks are easiest to parry

[いちかわ @revirytic]

無限「エイトメロディーズ」演奏装置を作りました。
#blender3d #MOTHER2 #Earthbound

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Thrilled to discover the worst piece of film criticism ever written

[Matthew Byrd @SilverTuna014]

This is a bad time for Chris Pratt to be hurting our relationship with Italy. #MarioMovie

[Matthew Byrd @SilverTuna014]

@wayoutstuff Nightmare on Elm Street 3, but point taken.