Sorrel

18
Dumb, blonde, and dangerous to know
lesbian
🌷🐇🍑

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@MindsandMother I’ve never in my life had a pickle let alone a fried one

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@wandastrapped I would but I’m already begging for scraps myself. I can offer you some peanut m&ms

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@i_heart_yunah @elonmusk It’s so dead, nothing ever happens, I want free money!

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@elonmusk it has come to my attention that you are very rich. Since, we’re both businessmen here, I suggest that you loan me approximately £23.30 for TWO purposes
1. So I can get to my dr appointment tomorrow
2. So I can pay my debt to the ice rink
It will be returned on payday

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

Just impulse switched banks because I was hoping they’d give me free money to say thank you

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@mar_444 Lowkey just got to let life happen

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

Okay so what’s basically happened is I fell asleep with a nosebleed and the nosebleed blood ran down my throat and now I keep couching up blood

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@i_heart_yunah @elonmusk I just know Barclays DONT and I checked just now and it said that they gave out free money to everyone

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@i_heart_yunah @elonmusk If I get £100 idc who it’s from

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@i_heart_yunah @elonmusk DO YOU REALLY GET FREE MONEY?!

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

New ethical dilemma! If I were to accept money from a supervillain would it be wrong because he’s evil or good because it would make him poorer?

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@i_heart_yunah @elonmusk Genuinely just switched to nationwide 5 mins ago bc someone told me once they give out free money

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

If someone buys something from my vinted it might genuinely save my month financially and that’s how precarious the situation is

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@i_love22076 Well it might not be but it looks too perfect to be a legit photo

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@i_love22076 That photo is ai but it looks like a Christmas tree

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

Update! I managed to convince my mum to loan me £3.50 so my offer has been reduced to a mere £20. The clock ticks

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@lesbianprentits And you STILL won’t tell me if she has friends

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@swanqueenholic Literally never

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

Just fell so hard on my butt that my teeth slammed together???

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@i_love22076 Bro asks for my advice and then tells me stop telling him how to parent😐

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

“Why won’t your sister nap?”
Because you’ve got the curtains open, the lights on and you’re watching a real loud YouTube video and she’s surrounded by her toys? Dumb mf

[Sorrel @silverysquirrel]

@afterkiramman Can you fucking not