The people who promised to 'Make America Healthy Again' have given America:
The worst measles outbreak since 1991
The worst screwworm outbreak in 60 years
The worst cyclosporiasis outbreak in years
I said this about AI well over a year ago. Using it to diagnose and fire people with medical conditions so they lose their insurance AND their income is somehow even more heartless and evil than I’d predicted.
Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!
I was at the airport eating some gummy bears and this 6yo walked up to me with his hand out. I asked him as sweet as pie, where his parents were. The mother called out, "oh it's fine, he can have some". I told her "oh no baby, you should go buy your own child candy... we're at the airport, I'm a stranger." GTFO!!
parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him
people saying he wouldn’t do that for her but the greater injustice is that he wouldn’t have to. men get to keep their royal title when marrying commoners. the system itself is misogynistic, forcing women to choose between love and security in a way that men never have to.
C’est vraiment "eat the rich" même ceux que j’aime bien. Envoyé un jet privé pour une robe et pendant ce temps là on doit boire avec un goût de papier dans la bouche et se laisser crever de chaud en allumant pas de clim
Karoline Leavitt went to an expensive private high school, then worked in the White House immediately out of college, then married a billionaire her daddy's age. What kind of spoon is that?
This man is going on two decades of consistently proving he is an absolute piece of shit and it’s so embarrassing that anyone still listens and supports him
Hola, Luis. Acá está un gobernador oficialista explicando que, a pesar del “bloqueo”, él pudo (y puede) comprar transporte para su estado.
Al final le pide al periodista que no le haga más preguntas sobre eso porque entonces la gente le pediría que compre más cosas. Eso es todo.