Polly

[b.b @benoobrown]

Can’t trust anyone who prefers creme eggs to mini eggs

[Polly @sim101xxx]

@JDottBee

[Polly @sim101xxx]

@JDottBee @Morrisons @Morrisons 🤮🤮🤮

[Polly @sim101xxx]

@dis1oc4te @HBKJessicaAnne

[gabbie @gabbiejarvis]

no matter what happens please never let me become a Facebook mum who writes a status every time their child blinks

[Polly @sim101xxx]

Wonder if I’ll ever be a morning person

[Polly @sim101xxx]

@JDottBee

[R Y L A N @Rylan]

Surely now is the time we all need a bit of Celebrity Big Brother

[chakra khan. @Dancebee_]

Apple automatically copying the verification code from messages is a top tier feature.

[shayTay✨ @igobyshay__]

“If i ACCIDENTALLY go into the wrong patient hospital room and give them the wrong medicine AND kill them I will lose my job, my nursing license and Im going to jail. What is the difference with a police officer making that mistake?🤷🏾‍♀️ Can somebody tell me the difference?”

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

me passing someone: u slow bitch

me being passed: ok speed racer

[Mabintou @mabintou]

When you like a tweet with the hashtag #BlackIsKing the like button changes, wow I love Beyoncé 😭

[WhyS @frenchwalll]

I used to be in class like: "got 40 mins left, two 20 min halves. Just gotta get through 10 mins, 4 times."

[𝓟𝓪𝓾𝓵𝓸 @itskingapollo]

If the police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.