cassius

posting instead of texting a friend

[cassius @simamis_]

i want a hysterectomy so bad but lithuania is so strict about them and it's way too expensive to visit family in america and do it there :(((

[cassius @simamis_]

overall science-denying prof teaching the post-colonial lit class with no edward said in sight oh no surprise

[cassius @simamis_]

chronically single gay guy ultra drunk with chronically single lesbian is a special kind of heaven

[cassius @simamis_]

vilnius tourism agency already posting christmas stuff STOP IT

[WITCHY shibshabyuri 😈 @shibshabyuri]

in Bed 😊😊 homewrok not done 😊😊 hair not washed 😊😊 room not clean 😊😊 twitter time!!

[morgan | saw joost and käärijä | @makiyuusuke]

in europe, there's a lithuania and nobody knows why

[cassius @simamis_]

an instant hit on close friends :3

[cassius @simamis_]

how do i tastefully post my one year post-op results on an insta story

[pile of ash @thrulls]

It will be ok. Just post a picture of a family guy character hurting themself and move on.

[cassius @simamis_]

how do i tastefully post my one year post-op results on an insta story

[cassius @simamis_]

at a birthday and a friend of the birthday boy saw me and immediately went "illinois!!" this is my fate as the token american in a group

[mathis° @loomerrrrr]

how it feels de chercher un sujet de mémoire pertinent et original

[cassius @simamis_]

had someone take a reallyyy long time staring at my pride pin on my school bag and point to their own pride keychain to silently confirm in line at a café. does this mean im not as clocky anymore if it took that long

[cassius @simamis_]

need to get jacked in the span of a week so my top surgery anniversary post can look good

[iris @hartlocketz]

can someone lovebomb me im bored as hell

[JACK ⚧︎ @lithophage]

does anyone fuck w guys that are trembling 90% of the time like some sort of small dog

[cassius @simamis_]

first T shot after being on gel for years!! still gotta work on not fainting

[cassius @simamis_]

can my tall barista friend please stop giving me free drinks so i can get over him please

[cassius @simamis_]

not really loving the fandom gays bringing that energy to the protest-style pride march but also cant fault them since theyre teens :/

[𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒷𝑜 ꫂ❁ 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘰𝘯 𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘺 @livinlargetimbo]

having a kind of obvious but new realization about your mental health randomly

[cassius @simamis_]

why is it so expensive to fly to the netherlands from here i just want to visit family friends :'(