Si🖐🏼

It's unnatural selection

[Si🖐🏼 @simao_m74]

Adicionem aí bros 🍿 https://t.co/wju3M65X7L

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[tumi ♡ `︵´ @hwasbo]

Day 1474837584 of people misremembering what barbenheimer was

[la nea elegante @laneaelegante]

Increíble que ahora todo hace daño, que el aceite, que la leche, que bañarse todos los días, que dormir del lado derecho, todo es malo excepto trabajar 8 horas al día, 5 días a la semana. Eso sigue siendo buenísimo.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[Waltjan @Waltjan9]

When your gargoyle is thirsty

[Ryan Doka @DokaRyan]

nah, give them a raise. minimalism must die

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[jo. @sereneObscurity]

i am what i am because of pirated media.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

FUCK TEAMS.
FUCK EXCEL.
FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP.
FUCK ONE DRIVE.

[Niko @ReleaseTheNiko]

And they say men can’t cook

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[the meji. @mejitwo]

Petition to change "et al." to "and gang" in academia

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

How it feels pretending to agree with people so they stop talking

[` @lisaawrites]

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life.the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[Mike⚡️ @Visionary_Mike]

top 5 human experiences

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.