Sarah Drake

beer, breakfast, beignets, buggies

[Hoop Junkies @HoopJunkiesPod]

We are announcing our first social media giveaway contest! We are giving one lucky winner 2 tickets to the Grizzlies/Thunder game on Friday, November 18th @ FedExForum. These aren’t just a pair of terrace seats either, these are floor seats just a few rows behind the basket!

[Sarah Drake @simarbutts]

@jessecdrake5 No.

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@jessecdrake5 😂😂😂

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@KingKahna

[Fantasy Focus Live @fantasyfocus]

RT if you won in fantasy this week!

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@joeyteeple I second Jesse’s statement

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@joeyteeple I literally feel asleep!

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@joeyteeple I would also like the saints to make this move... but they won’t bc they dumb

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Normalize air bnb crawls

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We picked the wrong game to take shots for homeruns

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You know you’ve had a rough go of things when you celebrate the successful installation of your gas drier with a cigar and a glass of bourbon

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@joeyteeple Joey, we will not have llama feeding or hay rides at our wedding. We are truly very sorry and hope you still have a blast ❤️

[jesse drake @jessecdrake5]

Explaining colonialism and native american genocide to your older relatives

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@joeyteeple @jessecdrake5 I sure hope we didn’t look like that lol

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I wish you could super like songs on Spotify

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@sammmmmmm03 If I was a car, I’d marry yours

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@sammmmmmm03 Your car is the hottest of all the cars

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After Life is a dangerous show to watch if you’re already depressed about being quarantined

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After making the absolute best homemade pizza with @jessecdrake5, I’m never ordering pizza from anywhere ever again

[Sarah Drake @simarbutts]

Me: oh, I like this song

My music obsessed friend: what’s the name of the band? Name three other songs by this band? What’s the lead singer’s name? Where is this band from? You don’t really like this song.