Scott Mardon

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Fiat = Fix It Again Tony

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Has Microsoft tried this to fix Outlook?

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@ZackBlatt Time to give Klubnik a chance. May as well get some experience.

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The meth is probably cheaper than prescription drugs these days.

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They should have a Miss Universe/Op Live crossover.

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The Coke is probably in her cane.

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First Name- Clark
Last Name - Kent

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Freddy Krueger?

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I have a much greater appreciation for Nissan engineering.

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Have they checked in Baltimore?

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Might have been easier to just pay the insurance.

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Bryce!

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Try putting some food in a dog kennel and let the pig walk in.

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Weekend at Bernie’s?

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Popeye’s didn’t do it. I usually try flowers.

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They should put him on the scale just for fun.

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She was tickled pink.

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I don’t remember parties like that when I was in college.

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But I was just going to the supermarket.

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She seems nice.